英语翻译1.我一个人要乘出租车,司机问我:“你们两个要去哪里?” 2.一人从车祸的现场走开,迎面有人拦住他：“咳!你的一

英语翻译
1.我一个人要乘出租车,司机问我:“你们两个要去哪里?”
2.一人从车祸的现场走开,迎面有人拦住他：“咳!你的一只手还在车上呢”
3.车开得飞快,一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我.
4.开摩托车接女朋友下班,后半夜有点凉,女友温柔的张开双手搂住我.
忽然她摸我脸：”
刚想接口,忽然发现腰际女友的双手一直没离开,
5.昨夜上网,朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~正准备开窗说不去,才突然想起自己搬家了,从1楼搬到10楼~
6.午夜里,由噩梦中惊醒的我,看到哥哥坐在床边,轻轻地问我：“怎么了?”
我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我!
“是不是这样的?”说着,哥哥把他的头摘下来了.
7.办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼,在30楼工作的小F,一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼.
电梯每层都停下开门,门外没人,最后,停在了14楼
门外一白衣女子说：好挤哟,我也要进来.

既然楼主能够辨识,我就回答了,希望lz多给点分.楼上均是机译,不完全或者狗屁不通的翻译.
标准翻译如下：
1.我一个人要乘出租车,司机问我:“你们两个要去哪里?”
I was getting on a taxi alone,and the driver looked upon me and asked,"where are you two up to?"
2.一人从车祸的现场走开,迎面有人拦住他：“咳!你的一只手还在车上呢”
A man was leaving from a car accident.Someone stopped him and said:" hey,don't forget your hand in the car!"
3.车开得飞快,一个老太婆趴在窗外看著我.
We were driving fast in the highway and I saw a hag staring at me right outside the window.
4.开摩托车接女朋友下班,后半夜有点凉,女友温柔的张开双手搂住我.
忽然她摸我脸：“冷吗?”
刚想接口,忽然发现腰际女友的双手一直没离开,啊!
I drove a motorbike to pick up my girlfriend.It was chilling in twilight.She embraced me with two hands around my waist.All of a sudden,she touched my face and asked:"yo,is it cold?"
I was about to say yes,but suddenly realized that both of her hands never took off from my waist.What the hell?
5.昨夜上网,朋友突然来敲我家窗户叫我出去玩~!正准备开窗说不去,才突然想起自己搬家了,从1楼搬到10楼~那是谁啊?
Last night when I was surfing the internet,my buddy knocked on my window and called me out for fun.I was about to say no,but suddenly realized that I just moved my house from the first floor to the tenth.Who the bloody hell is that guy?
6.午夜里,由噩梦中惊醒的我,看到哥哥坐在床边,轻轻地问我：“怎么了?”
我说：梦见一群抱着自己脑袋的鬼追我!
“是不是这样的?”说着,哥哥把他的头摘下来了.
It was in the midnight.I was awakened from a nightmare and found my elder brother sitting next to my bed.He asked me tenderly:" What's wrong?" I told him I had a dream where a bunch of headless ghosts were chasing after me.
"Was it like this?" He took off his head and smiled to me.
7.办公室的高层电梯只停15-30楼,在30楼工作的小F,一天加班到深夜后独自坐电梯下楼.
电梯每层都停下开门,门外没人,最后,停在了14楼
门外一白衣女子说：好挤哟,我也要进来.
The elevator in the office building only stops by F15 to F30.Fleur is working on the top floor,F30.One day in midnight,she took the elevator downstairs after working overtime.
She felt strange that the elevator stopped at each floor without anyone coming in.Eventually,it stopped at the 14th floor.
A girl in white stood in front of the door and said:" Can you guys squeeze a little bit?I wanna get in,too."