好好笑,it's so funny

好好笑,it's so funny
English: Are you harboring a fugitive? Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
English: See me A.S.A.P. Chinese: Kum Hia Nao
English: Stupid Man. Chinese: Dum Gai
English: Small Horse. Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni
English: Did you go to the beach? Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?
English: I bumped into a coffee table. Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni
English: I think you need a facelift. Chinese: Chin Tu Fat
English: It's very dark in here. Chinese: Wai So Dim?
English: Has your flight been delayed? Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?
English: That was an unauthorized execution. Chinese: Lin Ching
English: I thought you were on a diet. Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
English: This is a tow away zone. Chinese: No Pah King
English: Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
English: You are not very bright. Chinese: Yu So Dum
English: I got this for free. Chinese: Ai No Pei
English: I am not guilty. Chinese: Wai Hang Mi?
English: Please, stay a while longer. Chinese: Wai Go Nao?
English: Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Chinese: Wai Yu Kum Nao
English: They have arrived. Chinese: Hia Dei Kum
English: Stay out of sight. Chinese: Lei Lo
English: He's cleaning his automobile. Chinese: Wa Shing Ka
English: Your body odor is offensive. Chinese: Yu stin ki pu
Because these phrases can impress those who's tired of answering,and make them laugh,even make them
rolling on the floor,so I want to share it with the friend of BAIDU.

It's funny enough. But I just wonder why you pose this as a question.