初中英语情景幽默对话人数要在3人以上8人以下,要有情景!让人一听就大笑(滚到地上没关系),在50词以上,90词一下.明天

初中英语情景幽默对话
人数要在3人以上8人以下,要有情景!让人一听就大笑(滚到地上没关系),在50词以上,90词一下.明天就要!
40词以下!要有中文翻译!

SNOW WHITE CONTENTS
SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人
P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物
音乐起,旁白
A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel.
One day, In the king’s palace:
----白雪出场
S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother?
音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场
Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror?
Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: Hunter, go kill S.w.
猎人出场
H: Yes, my queen
音乐起,小动物出场,追赶猎人,公主惊慌出逃
S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please
A: what’s the matter with you?
S.w: The hunter…hunter…
A: bite you bite you …
小动物追赶猎人下场
S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house ,
I will eat a little and lie down.
音乐起,7个小矮人出场,
D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----
2\somebody drank my water----
3\someone is sleeping now----
4\What a beautiful girl!----
小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话
5\How do you do?
S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w …
Nice to meet you!
D: （齐说）Nice to meet you ,too----
6\ welcome to our house!----
7\Would you like to live here?
S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much!
D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W
皇后、魔镜出场
Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who’s the most beautiful?
M: S.w is much more beautiful than you!
Q: What? S.w is not dead?
Hahaha, I got a good idea!
音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话
Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,
S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!
Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?
S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!
白雪公主咬一口后倒地
Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…
小矮人出场、围着公主哭
S.w wake up, wake up…
音乐起,动物引着王子出场
P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!
王子吻公主,公主醒了
S.w: Thank you for your help!
P: My pleasure
音乐起,小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
Three Little Pigs 三只小猪
Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈
their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起.丁丁和东东
Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥,他们很懒,他
Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡.龙龙是
Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的,她整天帮着妈妈
works all day. She helps her mother 做家务.
to do the housework.
Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了,你们得
your own houses. 为自己盖间房.
Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见,孩子们.去盖间房.
Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼.
Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的,妈妈.再见.
Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了.看,三只小猪可
for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐.
Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥,你们在干什么?
Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子.
Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子.
Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固.树枝也不
And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固.
Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道.但它很容易.
What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么?
Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子.
Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖,那太难了.
Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道,可是砖头很坚固.
……
Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢,我们盖好了.我们打
a nap. 个盹吧.
Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了,我的房
is strong. 很坚固.
Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪,小猪,快开门!
Doors!
Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开,不开.快走开.
Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了.树枝和树叶
aren’t strong. 都不牢固.
Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋.丁丁和东
Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家.
to Long-Long’s house.
Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命!
Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住,你这两只小猪.
Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹,快开门.狼来了,
is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去.
Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来.别担心,我的
My house is strong. 房子很坚固.
Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了?噢,他们
Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿.小猪,快把门打
the door! 开.
Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开,不开.快走开.
你这只恶狼.
Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它.
Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹,它不停地吹.
blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固.
is very strong.
Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它.噢!
Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开.
Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的.
Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢!噢!好烫,好烫.
Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊!狼死了,狼死了.
wolf is dead
Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后,丁丁、东东
Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作.
They work and play together. 他们一起工作,一起玩.
这是我根据以前的高中课本里的一篇文章改编的.我们学校的教师在教师基本功大比武时,自编自演的,当时很成功的.不过,原来的脚本已经找不到了,我通过自己的回忆大体把它呈现出来了,这个短剧场景可以自己按情况更改,人可多可少,最好幽默一点的同学表演.
Napolan and his soldiers（拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了）
众士兵排列整齐的上.
M: Attention.（立正） Turn right/left. Quick time, march!（齐步走） (吹哨)
Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)
（在宿舍里）
Ss: Cheer!(干杯)
（班长带着一新士兵推门进来）
M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give
him a warm welcome!
Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼,但是他摇摇头)
M: He doesn't know French at all.
Ss: What a pity!
有一天,一个士兵慌慌张张的跑了过来.
A. Monitor! Monitor!
M: What's the matter with you?
A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.
M: What shall we do?
B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first
one is "How old are you?". The second one is "How long have you been in
the Amry?". The third one is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?"
M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French. What
shall we do?
B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at
any time.
Ss: Good!
各种场合：
睡觉: A: Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
A: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
A: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
吃饭:B:Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
B: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
B: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
跑步：C:Sam. How old are you?
Sam:21.sir!
C: How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 3 years sir!
C: Did you join any of my two compaigns?
Sam: Both.sir!
.
Ss: We believe that's no problem at all.
A:(慌慌张张的) N is coming. N is coming.
(众士兵立正)
N: Hello! Everyone. How are you?
Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir!
Sam 在哆嗦,引起了拿破仑的注意.
N: （走到他的面前）Well. How long have you been in the Army?
Sam: 21 . sir.
N: (非常吃惊的) How old are you?
Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir.
N: (生气的) Either you or I am mad!
Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!
Ss: My god!
众士兵失望的下场了.
The hare and the tortoise
One morning, a hare and a tortois meet in a forest,so they begin to talk.
H: Good morning. Mr Tortoise.
T: Oh, it's you. Mr Hare. Good morning!
H: What are you doing?
T: I'm running.
H:Running? Ha ha ha! Can you run? Your legs are too short!
T: Of course I can.
H:My legs are long. I can run faster than you.
T: Don't be so sure.
H:Well then. Let's run to the tall tree over there. Let's see who can get
there first.
T: All right. Ready? Go!
A. Mr Tortoise goes very slowly. But Mr Hare runs very fast. Soon he comes
to a small tree.
H: Where is Mr Tortoise? Aha! There he is!He is far behind me. How slow he
is! Mmm. it's so hot! Here is a tree. I'll have a short sleep first.
T: Oh, he is sleeping under the tree there. But I can't stop. I must go
on.
H: Ah! What a nice sleep! Let me go on. Oh, where 's Mr Tortoise? Where is
he now? I must hurry.
A: Soon he runs to the tall tree. Mr Tortoise is sitting under the tree
and waiting for him.
T:Hi, Mr Hare! How are you? I'm here first. Who is faster, Mr Hare ,you or
me?
H: Oh!.
A: After a long time. Mr Hare and Mr Tortoise meet again. What will they
do? Please look carefully.
H: Hello!Mr Tortoise. Let's have a match again, OK?
T: Oh. all right.
H: Let's see who is faster this time.
T: OK! One, two . Go!
H: This time I can't sleep ,I must be the first.
T: This time I must be the winner. Mr Hare isn't faster than me. No
matter!
A: This time Mr Hare runs very fast. But Mr Tortoise is very slow.
H: Hooray! I am the winner!
T: I can't believe that! (crying)
A few months later. In the forest animals are all together.
They are talking about the match of Mr Hare and Mr Tortoise.
M:The first time ,Mr Tortoise is the winner.
D: The second time , Mr Hare is the winner.
M: But We don't know who is really the winner. So they must have another
match.
P: I agree with you.
A: All the animals want them to have another match.So a new match begins
between them.
H: I try my best to be the winner.
T: I must be careful. I can't be far behind him.
M: Ready ? Go!
H: I am faster than him. (worried) How can I cross the river?
Mr Tortoise is near me. How can I do? How can I do?
T: What's the matter? Mr Hare? Oh ! You can't cross the river. No matter ,
you can cross the river on my back. Come here!
Let's go across the river together.
H: (exciting) Thank you very much! Thank you!
T: (smiling) Not at all! We must help each other.
A: They go across the river safely.
They go on running.
T: Oh ! my leg. Something is wrong with my leg. What can I do?
H: Where is Mr Tortoise? There must be something wrong with him. Let me
have a look. What's wrong with you?
T: Something is wrong with my leg. I can't run any longer.
H: Don't worry. You can get the forest on my back.
T: No. You just go on running. Don't worry about me.
H: Let's help each other.
(They go on running together slowly)
M: Look! everyone! How strange they are!
A: When they know the matter.they all say:
The winners are Mr Tortoise and Mr Hare!
They sing a happy song!
So much for the play!
音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼）
(Ladies and getlemen. Good afternoon.Today I’ll tell you a story. It
is “Peter and the Wolf”.)
Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the
green lawn is!
Bird: Good morning, Peter.
Peter: Good morning, Bird.
Bird: It’s a fine morning, isn’t it! All is calm. All is beautiful.
Duck: I’m a duck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door.
Now I’m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!
(Duck jumps into the pool.)
Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can’t fly?
Duck: Aren’t you a bird! You can’t swim? You see. I can.
Bird: You are a fool.
Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.
Bird: You are a fool.
Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.
(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)
Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them.
Look at me, please.
Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.
(So the bird flies away.)
Duck: You are a thief. Why don’t you catch that bird?
Bird: You are a robber. Why don’t you rob me?
Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I?
I’m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.
Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The duck is
running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?
Peter: I’m a young pioneer. I’m very brave. How can I dare a wolf?
(A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly.
The black cat runs away quickly.)
Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!
Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.
(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and
eaten him up.)
Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird and
the black cat.
(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a
good idea now.)
Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf’s head. You can fly around and
around him. But you should be careful enough.
Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool!
Can you catch me? Catch me!
(The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment.
Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)
Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don’t let him run away.
(At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they
are shooting at the wolf.)
Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don’t kill him. Let
him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.
Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let’s go to the zoo.
Let’s go to the zoo.
(Now please look at the group: Peter, Grandfathe, Hunters,Bird and
Cat. They are dragging the wolf and sending him to the zoo. How
happy they are!