初二水平的英语笑话或故事（带翻译）可以复制下来的.

初二水平的英语笑话或故事（带翻译）可以复制下来的.

1. There are five men accused of smoking close to talk to the teacher to teach them one by one:
The first truly recognize the boys were very one-K; back to the bedroom said:
Buddies: I have a commitment, you should never be identified.
Key scenes of a〕
Teacher: To be honest you smoking?
A boys: do not smoke.
Teachers: do not smoke? Ah, eating potato chips, root it.
A male's natural arm stretched out two fingers to take over ... ... ... ...
Key Scene II〕
Teacher: smoking it?
Boys B: do not smoke.
Teachers: do not smoke? Ah, eating potato chips, root it.
B boys due to hear a situation so very careful to take over the French fries
Teacher: James did not point it ketchup?
B accidentally get more then immediately用两根手指the bomb shells --
Teachers: do not smoke? Bomb soot position them very skilled. Call to parents ... ... ... ... ... ...
Key scenes of three〕
Teacher: smoking it?
C boys: do not smoke.
Teachers: do not smoke?, The root of potato chips to eat it.
C boys because there are two examples to be very careful in front of a stream Khan finished fries
Teacher: to bring students back to the root it?
C boys to take over smoothly on the post-fries caught in the ear ... ... ... ... ... ...
Key scenes of four〕
Teacher: smoking it?
Boys D: No smoking.
Teacher: Very good. Kan you eat French fries
Dan Chan scared of the small boys eating the fries, potato chips also put a jacket pocket
Teacher suddenly shouted out: to the principal.
Small boys a sense of busy pocket of potato chips thrown out on the floor with their feet step on the hard step on the ... ... ... ... ... ...
Key scenes of five〕
Teacher: smoking it?
Boys: do not smoke.
Teacher: Very good. Kan you eat French fries
French fries with just boys,
The teacher said: Please, I do not eat it.
Mangcong sense of male hands fries pass, and then took out a lighter ... ... ... ... ... ...
Key scenes of the six〕
Teacher: smoking it?
Boys: do not smoke.
Teacher: Very good. Kan you eat French fries
Dan Chan scared boys finished the fries, potato chips also put a jacket pocket
Teacher suddenly shouted out: to the principal.
Boys have been sweating palms down and said: Hello heads!
Teacher: Heads you smell the smell of the mouth.
Boys out of pocket fries: On it, it is still, the fire has not yet point ...
Key scenes of Seven〕
Teacher: Do you smoke in the end not to smoke?
Teachers: do not really smoke? Good, you eat the root of potato chips.
Boys: very natural to take over a clean eating potato chips.
Teacher: What a good kid, you generally like what this brand of potato chips?
Boys: [Deyiwangxing] Greater China. . . . .
Scene N:
Teacher: The root of potato chips to eat it!
Boys: Thank you, will not.
1.有五个男生吸烟被告密老师一一教来谈心：
第一个男生如实承认被很K一通；回到寝室后说：
哥们：我一个人都承担了,你们时可千万别认.
〔场景一〕
老师：老实说吸烟吗?
男生甲：不吸.
老师：不吸?嗯,吃根薯条吧.
男生甲很自然的伸出两根手指夹着接过来…………
〔场景二〕
老师：吸烟吗?
男生乙：不吸.
老师：不吸?嗯,吃根薯条吧.
男生乙由于听到甲的情况所以很小心的接过了薯条
老师：不沾点番茄酱吗?
乙一不小心沾多了于是马上用两根手指弹了弹――
老师：不吸?弹烟灰的姿势很熟练嘛.叫家长来………………
〔场景三〕
老师：吸烟吗?
男生丙：不吸.
老师：不吸?好,吃根薯条吧.
男生丙因有前面两个例子很小心地流着汗吃完了薯条
老师：不给同学带根回去吗?
男生丙接过薯条后顺手就夹在耳朵上………………
〔场景四〕
老师：吸烟吗?
男生丁：不吸.
老师：很好.吃根薯条吧
男生丁心惊胆颤的吃完了薯条,又把薯条放到了上衣袋里
老师突然大喊一声：校长来了.
男生丁感忙从口袋里取出薯条扔在地上,用脚使劲的踩了踩………………
〔场景五〕
老师：吸烟吗?
男生：不吸.
老师：很好.吃根薯条吧
男生刚拿着薯条,
老师说：不请我吃吗.
男生感忙从双手递过薯条,然后掏出打火机………………
〔场景六〕
老师：吸烟吗?
男生：不吸.
老师：很好.吃根薯条吧
男生心惊胆颤的吃完了薯条,又把薯条放到了上衣袋里
老师突然大喊一声：校长来了.
男生已手心冒汗低头说道：校长您好!
老师：校长会闻到你嘴里的味道的.
男生从口袋中掏出薯条：安啦,还在这呢,火都还没点…
〔场景七〕
老师：你到底吸不吸烟?
老师：真地不吸?好,来吃根薯条吧.
男生：非常自然接过薯条吃个干净.
老师：真是个好孩子,你一般喜欢什么牌子的薯条呢?
男生：[得意忘形] 大中华.
场景N:
老师:吃根薯条吧!
男生:谢谢,不会.