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英语对话,名言警句,笑话还有故事.
1)
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
"Gerald," asked the teacher,"what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.
"All right,it's square then," he replied,"I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
“杰拉尔德,”老师问：“地球是什么形状?”
“是圆形的,”杰拉尔德回答道.
“你怎么知道是圆的?”老师又问.
“好吧,那它是方的,”学生回答说：“我可不想与你争论这件事情.”
2)
Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes.Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him."Why did you pick me?" he asked.
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.
我们的孙女儿读二年级,老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄.她的爸爸发现她选择了他,真是受宠若惊.“你为什么选我呢?”他问.
“因为我不会拼阿诺得.施瓦辛格(Arnold Schwarzenegger),“她说.
3)
Mr.And mrs .Shaw were on safari in Africa.Walking through the jungle.Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs.Shaw ,dragging her off.“Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back,“ I’ve run out of film!”
肖先生和肖太太在非洲旅行.当他俩走过丛林时,突然一头猛狮跳出草丛,攫住肖太太走.“开枪”她对丈夫大喊道.“开枪!(拍照)”“我不能!”丈夫回答说：“我胶卷用完了!”
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
"Gerald," asked the teacher,"what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.
"All right,it's square then," he replied,"I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
“杰拉尔德,”老师问：“地球是什么形状?”
“是圆形的,”杰拉尔德回答道.
“你怎么知道是圆的?”老师又问.
“好吧,那它是方的,”学生回答说：“我可不想与你争论这件事情.”
2)
Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes.Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him."Why did you pick me?" he asked.
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.
我们的孙女儿读二年级,老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄.她的爸爸发现她选择了他,真是受宠若惊.“你为什么选我呢?”他问.
“因为我不会拼阿诺得.施瓦辛格(Arnold Schwarzenegger),“她说.
3)
Mr.And mrs .Shaw were on safari in Africa.Walking through the jungle.Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs.Shaw ,dragging her off.“Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back,“ I’ve run out of film!”
肖先生和肖太太在非洲旅行.当他俩走过丛林时,突然一头猛狮跳出草丛,攫住肖太太走.“开枪”她对丈夫大喊道.“开枪!(拍照)”“我不能!”丈夫回答说：“我胶卷用完了!”