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请老师帮我写一篇英文小笑话，语言尽量简单些。
解题思路： 见解答过程
解题过程：
母鸡的腿 hen’s legs
Son: Why are hen’s legs so short?
Dad: You’re a fool. If the hen’s legs were too long, wouldn’t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
母鸡的腿 来源:壹壹英语
儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？
父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了？
Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you''re stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you''re stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma''am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
谁愚蠢
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就说。
小约翰尼站了起来。
“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。
“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”
如对解答还有疑问，可在答案下方的【添加讨论】中留言，我收到后会尽快给你答复。感谢你的配合！祝你学习进步，假期生活愉快！”
最终答案：略
解题过程：
母鸡的腿 hen’s legs
Son: Why are hen’s legs so short?
Dad: You’re a fool. If the hen’s legs were too long, wouldn’t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?
母鸡的腿 来源:壹壹英语
儿子：为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢？
父亲：你真笨。如果母鸡的腿太长，它们下蛋的时候，鸡蛋岂不都摔碎了？
Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you''re stupid, stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you''re stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma''am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
谁愚蠢
一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来？”她一开始就说。
小约翰尼站了起来。
“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼？”老师问。
“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”
如对解答还有疑问，可在答案下方的【添加讨论】中留言，我收到后会尽快给你答复。感谢你的配合！祝你学习进步，假期生活愉快！”
最终答案：略