求5篇100词英语短文,不要与其他人的重复

求5篇100词英语短文,不要与其他人的重复
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Black Hawk Helicopter Down in Iraq,Seven Dead
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A U.S.Army Black Hawk helicopter has been shot down by small arms fire in southern Iraq (news - web sites),killing seven and wounding four on board,a U.S.official said on Wednesday.
The helicopter was shot down near Kerbala,south of Baghdad,early on Thursday Iraqi time,the official said,speaking on condition of anonymity.
Search and rescue personnel were at the scene,the official said,adding:"They were pulling people out." The Black Hawk was carrying 11 personnel,the official said.
The Black Hawk was the second U.S.helicopter lost in combat since U.S.and British forces invaded Iraq two weeks ago.An Apache gunship went down last week and its two crew members were captured by Iraqi forces.
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman,the third-place fencer took the stage.A fly was released,and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half.The crowd cheered.Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters.A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way!The crowd was aghast.The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely,yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled."You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman,"you weren't watching very carefully.They fly lives,yes - but he will never be a father."
A Mistake
An American,a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident.They arrived at the gates of heaven,where a flustered St.Peter explained that there had been a mistake."Give me $500 each," he said,"and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
"Done!" said the American.Instantly,he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
"Last I knew," said the American,"the Scot was haggling price,and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
Pig or Witch
A man is driving up a steep,narrow mountain road.A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other,the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies,"WITCH(女巫)!" They each continue on their way,and as the man rounds the next corner,he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.If only men would listen.
Response Ability
An Ogden,Iowa,minister was matching coins with a member of his congregation for a cup of coffee.When asked if that didn't constitute gambling,the minister replied,"It's merely a scientific method of determining just who is going to commit an act of charity."
Philosopher Bertrand Russell,asked if he was willing to die for his beliers,replied:"Of course not.After all,I may be wrong."
A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question:"If a fire broke out in the Louvre,and if you could only save one painting,which one would you carry out?"
The winning reply was:"The one nearest the exit."