神马作文网请各位将解释一下这个所有英文的意思,真心看不懂.
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请各位将解释一下这个所有英文的意思,真心看不懂.
If you are sick,frist,you can watch TV.then,jump into the sea.You will feel better soon.Besause you are a fool,so.you can jump.
If your computer is broken,frist,you can hit your computer,then,you can say：“go to hell,bitch!”Last,you can Put thecomputerinto thetoilet. It‘s so good.
If you are a little bird,you can say：“I‘m a little bird,I love eat the good shit,it’s so tasty and it‘s a good food.”then,the little bird start eat shit.
If you are sick,frist,you can watch TV.then,jump into the sea.You will feel better soon.Besause you are a fool,so.you can jump.
If your computer is broken,frist,you can hit your computer,then,you can say：“go to hell,bitch!”Last,you can Put thecomputerinto thetoilet. It‘s so good.
If you are a little bird,you can say：“I‘m a little bird,I love eat the good shit,it’s so tasty and it‘s a good food.”then,the little bird start eat shit.
意思是：“如果你生病了,首先,你可以看电视.然后,跳进大海.你很快就会感觉好些.因为你是一个傻瓜,所以……你能跳.如果你的电脑坏了,首先,你可以打你的电脑,然后,你可以这样说:“去地狱,婊子!”最后,你可以把thecomputerinto上厕所.它是如此好.如果你是一只小鸟,你可以说:“我是一只小鸟,我爱吃狗屎,太好美味,这是一个很好的食物.”然后,小鸟开始吃屎.”