神马作文网关于英语的幽默小作文.中英互译的那种.
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关于英语的幽默小作文.中英互译的那种.
1、世界上最遥远的距离不是天涯海角,不是生离死别,而是我站在公交车的车门里,你却挤不上车……
the furthest distance in the world is not faraway places,not shenglisibie,but when I stand in the bus in the door,but you cannot get...
4、喝酒看度是社会底层,喝酒看牌是社会上层；
想媳妇的是社会底层,想情人的是社会上层；
耕种土地是社会底层,买卖土地是社会上层；
养猪的那是社会底层,养狗的那是社会上层.
and drinking at the bottom,drinking is at the top is,
Think of the society,the daughter-in-law is valentine's upper to society,
Farming land,land is the bottom layer is society,
The pig is the bottom of a dog,that is the top.
3、有一天妈妈跟女儿说“妈妈以后不能天天接你了,要让爸爸接你放学,但是偶尔妈妈会去接你的.”
女儿呆呆的看着妈妈认真的问：“偶尔妈妈是谁啊?”.
One day mother told her mother said:"not every pick you up,let you daddy,but occasionally mom would school to pick you up."
Daughter dull looked at her mother carefully ask:"occasionally mother is who?"
4、我问儿子：“喜欢月亮呢,还是喜欢太阳呀.”
儿子说：“月亮能给黑夜带来光明,在外面玩得再晚,也能看清回家的路.太阳每天一大早就晒着我的床,想睡个懒觉都不行.”
I asked my son:"like the moon,or like the sun."
The son said:"the moon can bring light to dark,outside playing again later,also can see the way home early in the morning.The sun is in my bed,want to sleep."
5、小张带着四岁的儿子来我家做客.我拿了个橘子给他,小张说：“儿子,叔叔给你橘子你该说什么呀?”
孩子低着头很不好意思,我赶紧说：“不用谢了,吃吧.”
小张笑着说：“我这儿子太内向,不敢说话.”
这时,小孩子特别小声地冲我说：“叔叔,能帮我剥开吗?”
Chamberlain with four-years-old son to my home.I took an orange,chamberlain said to his sons:"uncle,you should give your orange said what ah?"
Children with low head very embarrassed,I hasten to say:"no,thanks to eat."
Zhang smiled and said:"I am this son too shy,dare not speak."
When children special quietly blunt I said:"uncle,can you help me open?"
the furthest distance in the world is not faraway places,not shenglisibie,but when I stand in the bus in the door,but you cannot get...
4、喝酒看度是社会底层,喝酒看牌是社会上层；
想媳妇的是社会底层,想情人的是社会上层；
耕种土地是社会底层,买卖土地是社会上层；
养猪的那是社会底层,养狗的那是社会上层.
and drinking at the bottom,drinking is at the top is,
Think of the society,the daughter-in-law is valentine's upper to society,
Farming land,land is the bottom layer is society,
The pig is the bottom of a dog,that is the top.
3、有一天妈妈跟女儿说“妈妈以后不能天天接你了,要让爸爸接你放学,但是偶尔妈妈会去接你的.”
女儿呆呆的看着妈妈认真的问：“偶尔妈妈是谁啊?”.
One day mother told her mother said:"not every pick you up,let you daddy,but occasionally mom would school to pick you up."
Daughter dull looked at her mother carefully ask:"occasionally mother is who?"
4、我问儿子：“喜欢月亮呢,还是喜欢太阳呀.”
儿子说：“月亮能给黑夜带来光明,在外面玩得再晚,也能看清回家的路.太阳每天一大早就晒着我的床,想睡个懒觉都不行.”
I asked my son:"like the moon,or like the sun."
The son said:"the moon can bring light to dark,outside playing again later,also can see the way home early in the morning.The sun is in my bed,want to sleep."
5、小张带着四岁的儿子来我家做客.我拿了个橘子给他,小张说：“儿子,叔叔给你橘子你该说什么呀?”
孩子低着头很不好意思,我赶紧说：“不用谢了,吃吧.”
小张笑着说：“我这儿子太内向,不敢说话.”
这时,小孩子特别小声地冲我说：“叔叔,能帮我剥开吗?”
Chamberlain with four-years-old son to my home.I took an orange,chamberlain said to his sons:"uncle,you should give your orange said what ah?"
Children with low head very embarrassed,I hasten to say:"no,thanks to eat."
Zhang smiled and said:"I am this son too shy,dare not speak."
When children special quietly blunt I said:"uncle,can you help me open?"