英语翻译2000 年,西方七国首脑会议在日本的冲绳召开.森喜郎作为东道主,自然有迎来送往,表示欢迎和礼节的义务.克林顿要

英语翻译
2000 年,西方七国首脑会议在日本的冲绳召开.森喜郎作为东道主,自然有迎来送往,表示欢迎和礼节的义务.克林顿要来了,但是森喜郎不会说英语.见面时打个招呼也要通过翻译?觉得不太合适.于是叫他的英文女秘书临时教了他几句见面问候的英语,女秘书说：
见了面,你先说：“How are You ”----您好.
克林顿一定会说：“Fine,Thank You,And You?”----我很好,你呢?
然后你接着就说：“Me too!”,----我也是.就可以了.
森喜郎觉得不难呀,当面重复了几遍,记住了.
美国总统克林顿到了.下了专机,森喜郎亲热地迎上前去,众记者蜂拥前趋,拍照的摄像的录音的,长枪短炮地围了一大圈.
森喜郎微笑着走向克林顿：“How are you ”,很标准的问候语.
虽然是会背了,但是他的发音不准.女秘书没有下工夫矫正他的发音.竟然被他老先生说成了：“Who are you ”----你是谁?
克林顿一听,问我是谁?我是堂堂的美国总统,自从和小莱的事情暴光以后,世界上几乎没有人不知道我的.再说了,你和我见面也不是一次两次了,应该算是老朋友了呀!----对了,首相先生一定是和我在玩幽默.我也就和他幽默一把吧!
克林顿故作一本正经：“I am husband of Hirary ”----我是希拉里的丈夫!
这下子引得众记者忍俊不禁,想笑又不能笑.
森喜郎听不懂克林顿说的是什么意思,以为还是女秘书教的那一套.于是继续微笑着亲热地说道：“Me too!Me too!” ----我也是,我也是!
克林顿一惊,你也是?你也是我老婆的丈夫?你这个玩笑开得太大了吧?
众记者一个个惊得目瞪口呆,一时不知所措.
森喜郎觉得气氛有点不对,而且身旁的翻译在用手指轻轻地戳他的后背,但他不知道究竟出了什么事.
但是总统毕竟是总统,肚量还是有的：现在不跟你计较.克林顿一耸肩,两手向左右一摊,扮个鬼脸,做苦笑状 -----标准的西方式无可奈何.
随后,这个特大爆冷式的花边新闻立即传遍了全世界.弄得森喜郎好没面子,日本人也跟着好没面子.
麻烦翻译成标准英语...我要到班上说的

In 2000,seven nations summit held in Japan's Okinawa.As the host's laughter,lang,and have welcomed the compulsory etiquette.Clinton's coming,but can't speak English.(laughter When they meet dozen hello also should pass?Don't feel good.Then he called his English secretary temporary taught him a few words in English,to meet the greeting female secretary said:
First met,You said:"How are You?" Hi.-
Clinton would say:"yes,end an argument that." I'm fine,thanks.And you?
Then you went on to say:"have Me!" And I also.- Ok.
That's like to face lang,repeated several times,remember.
U.S.President Bill Clinton.The plane's laughter,lang affectionately refer to meet up,the reporter flocking,photographic photograph before the recording,pike short to surround a gun.
Carson xi lang smile toward Clinton:"How are you?" And the standard greeting.
Although be back,but his pronunciation.His secretary didn't reuse correction of pronunciation.Is he actually become:"the old man said," Who I am?Who are you?--
Clinton,who am I to ask?I am also the President of the United States,don't you know?Since the light and small lai,the world that I hardly know.Besides,you and I are not meet again,should be friends!Mr.Prime minister -- yes,and I must be in humor.I also and his humor.
Bill Clinton:I am so formal husband of Hirary!" - I am Clinton's husband!
Now that the reporter,smiling and laughing can laugh.
Carson xi lang couldn't understand what is the meaning of the Clinton said,or female secretary teaching.He continued to smile to say:"give Me alot!" answered have new - I,too,me,too!
Clinton a surprised,you too?You are my wife's husband?You this joke too big?
The reporter dumbfounded,one moment.
That's like a bridegroom,beside the atmosphere and the translation in fingers gently chuo of his back,but he did not know what had happened.
But the President after all is the President,or some:now don't) with you dispute.Clinton a shrug,to a booth,hands as a face,do wry smile form - - - - - standard western-style helpless.
Subsequently,the super shock of lace news immediately is proclaimed throughout the whole world.Get good face lang's laughter,the Japanese also follow good face.