英语翻译如果我是你的女朋友,我会只在你面前很笨,让你惊喜地发现,原来在大家眼里冰雪聪明的我也会犯只有你知道的弱智错误.如

英语翻译
如果我是你的女朋友,我会只在你面前很笨,让你惊喜地发现,原来在大家眼里冰雪聪明的我也会犯只有你知道的弱智错误.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会给你起很多很多可爱又笨笨的外号,有事没事换着叫.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会要你拉着我的手过马路,绝对不会看来往的车辆.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会勾引你喜欢上我爱吃的零食、冰激凌、妙脆角,还有奶油蛋糕,让你再也找不到说我走路吃雪糕不淑女的勇气和理由.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会要你和我一起像小孩子一样,手牵着手晃来晃去,不时的让我转个360度,看你嚼着牙骂我坏.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会要你带我去看悲剧的电影,出场的时候还在哭,我要你哄我说那只是电影,我们不会那样的.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会在打电话给你的时候很礼貌的和你的父母打招呼,希望他们会对我留下好印象.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会笨手笨脚的帮你织全羊毛的淡灰色围巾,虽然在开头的几排里你会发现有小洞,但是你也必须鼓励我比恒源祥的还精致.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会要你给我买很便宜但是很特别的戒指,我会把两个带着情侣戒指的手拉到一起边看便傻笑很久.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会在你哥们面前给足你面子,然后背地里算你又欠了我几脚或几下捶.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会在吵架之后就买酒,然后一个人坐在很高的地方看着远方哭,
如果是我错,你气得要骂我,多贵的长途我都会打给你,然后静静地乖乖地听你舍不得再教训我的叹气声,我则红着脸咬着嘴唇暗自庆幸阴谋又得逞.
如果我是你的女朋友,我会做希奇古怪的东西,逼你尝我的面,吃一小口,就一小口.
注：最好是一句一句的翻译~
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If I was your girlfriend,I will only accept your face,let you surprised to discover that everyone in the eyes of the original ice smart,I know you will be committed only for the mentally handicapped in the wrong.
If I was your girlfriend,I will give you a lot of charming and jeopardize the nickname,something-for-nothing called the.
If I was your girlfriend,I would want you pulled my hand off the road,absolutely not seem to vehicles.
If I was your girlfriend,I will seduce you like,I love to eat snacks,ice cream,Miao brittle Kok,also butter cake,you will not see that I do not walk gaming and the reasons for their courage.
If I was your girlfriend,I will be with you and I like kids,walking hand in hand to Huang Huang-to,from time to time,let me turn of 360 degrees,do you blame me intently bad teeth.
If I was your girlfriend,I would want you to take me to see the tragedy of the film,the time is still crying out,I want you to coax me that the only film,we do not like.
If I was your girlfriend,I will call you when you are polite and greet the parents,I hope they will be a good impression.
If I was your girlfriend,I will help you weave fumbled all short gray wool scarf,though several row in the beginning you will find a small hole,but you must also encourage me than Hengyuanxiang's way of further refinement.
If I was your girlfriend,I would want you to buy me a cheap but very special rings,I will couple with two rings together NRK said while watching it a long time '.
If I was your girlfriend,I will be in front of your pals to foot your face,and then secretly counting you owe me or few game 3-0.
If I was your girlfriend,I will argue later on 58,then a person sitting in high places watched distant cry,
If I am wrong,you have to blame me - against more expensive,I will call you long-distance,and then quietly but you could not bear to listen to the lesson I sigh sound,I subconsciously cheeks and lips secretly glad conspiracy to succeed.
If I was your girlfriend,I will do outlandish things,you try to force my face,eat a small mouth,a small mouth.