happy new year手抄报(中英文都要）

happy new year手抄报(中英文都要）
中英文都要,

笑话
my name is shut up!
One day there were three people.their names were Manners,Trouble,and Shut up.One day they were playing hide and seek.Manners got a tummy ache so he went to the toilet.Trouble was hidding.Shut up was findding trouble when he met a police man.The policeman:what is your name?Shut up:shut up!The policeman:are you looking for trouble?Shut up:yes!The policeman:where are your manners?Shut up:in the toilet.
我的名字叫麻烦
有三个人.他们的名字是礼貌,麻烦,闭嘴.有一天,他们正在玩捉迷藏.礼貌忽然胃痛,所以他去厕所.麻烦藏了起来.闭嘴找麻烦是遇到了一个男警察的时候.警察:你的名字是什么?闭嘴:闭嘴!警察:你正在找麻烦吗?闭嘴:是的!警察:你的礼貌在哪里?闭嘴:在厕所中.
loss of voice
One guy goes to a doctor and says,"Doctor,my wife has lost her voice.What should I do to help her get it back?" The doctor replies,"Try to come home at 3 in the morning."
声音的损失
一个人找到一位医生,说" 医生,我的妻子已经失声了.我应该做什么才能让她好起来?" 医生答复 ," 尝试在早晨在 3 点回家."
英语的名句
Don't part with your illusions .When they are gone you may still exist ,but you have ceased to live.(Mark Twain ,American writer)
不要放弃你的幻想.当幻想没有了以后,你还可以生存,但是你虽生犹死.(美国马克•吐温)
The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible ".(Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor )
凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”.( 法国拿破仑) If you wish to succeed ,you should use persistence as your good friend ,experience as your reference ,prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry.(Thomas Edison ,American inventor )
如果你希望成功,当以恒心为良友、以经验为参谋、以谨慎为兄弟、以希望为哨兵.(美国爱迪生)
Achievement provides the only real pleasure in life .(Thomas Edison ,American inventor)有所成就是人生唯一的真正乐趣.( 美国爱迪生)
Towering genius disdains a beaten path.He seeks regions hitherto unexplored.Abraham Lincoln
卓越的天才不屑走旁人走过的路.他寻找迄今未开拓的地区.林肯