神马作文网三年级能学会的英语笑话,简单易学马上就能讲出来
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三年级能学会的英语笑话,简单易学马上就能讲出来
一定要简单易学,而且要好笑,
一定要简单易学,而且要好笑,
A boy swore to a girl:'Honey,do please marry me,otherwise I'll die'
The girl refused.Sixty years later,the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的,请你一定要嫁给我,不然我会死掉的
女孩拒绝了.六十年后,那个男生死掉了.
2.Teacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny:Every time I come to the corner,a guidepost（路牌,路标） says,'School -- Go Slow'
老师：约翰,为什么你每天早上都迟到呢?
约翰：每次我走到街角的时候,都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”
3.Teacher:Tom,why are you so late for school tdoay?And where is your homework book?
Tom:Sorry,Miss.I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
Teachse:Oh,My Gosh!So terrible!Did he robber anything from you?
Tom:He...he robbed my homework book.
老师：汤姆,你今天为什么迟到这么久?还有你的家庭作业本呢?
汤姆：对不起,老师,我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……
老师：噢,天哪!太糟糕了!他抢了你什么东西没有?
汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
The girl refused.Sixty years later,the boy died.
一男生向一女生发誓：亲爱的,请你一定要嫁给我,不然我会死掉的
女孩拒绝了.六十年后,那个男生死掉了.
2.Teacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny:Every time I come to the corner,a guidepost（路牌,路标） says,'School -- Go Slow'
老师：约翰,为什么你每天早上都迟到呢?
约翰：每次我走到街角的时候,都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”
3.Teacher:Tom,why are you so late for school tdoay?And where is your homework book?
Tom:Sorry,Miss.I met a robber on my way to school this morning...
Teachse:Oh,My Gosh!So terrible!Did he robber anything from you?
Tom:He...he robbed my homework book.
老师：汤姆,你今天为什么迟到这么久?还有你的家庭作业本呢?
汤姆：对不起,老师,我今天在上学的路上遇上了一个抢劫犯……
老师：噢,天哪!太糟糕了!他抢了你什么东西没有?
汤姆：他……他抢走了我的家庭作业本……
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”
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