英语演讲稿要求一分钟就能读完的简单演讲稿，比如自我介绍，小笑话或感召同学好好学习的，别忘了在发完英语演讲稿后打好汉语意思

英语演讲稿
要求一分钟就能读完的简单演讲稿，比如自我介绍，小笑话或感召同学好好学习的，别忘了在发完英语演讲稿后打好汉语意思，对了，要不我读不懂的

Jerry went to a psychiatrist."Doc," he said,"I've got trouble.Every time I get into bed,I think there's somebody under it.I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink."Come to me three times a week,and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street."Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.For a hundred bucks a visit?The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so!How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!杰瑞去看精神病医生.“医生,我有些不对劲.每次睡觉的时候,我都感觉有人在床下.我要疯了!”“给我一年时间,”医生说,“每周来三次,我会治好你.”“费用是多少呢?”“每次一百美元.”“我会认真考虑的.”杰瑞答道.六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了,“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问.“一次一百块钱吗?有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了.”“真的?他怎么做到的?”“他让我把床腿锯掉.现在那没人了!”
,Two birls Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.Teacher:Please tell us.Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.老师：请说说看.学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
小笑话!.我在怎么知道你的水平怎么样的,太为难了,不懂的查查字典吧!