英语翻译内容不要太长,情节简单易懂,有趣,大概十分钟左右

英语翻译
内容不要太长,情节简单易懂,有趣,大概十分钟左右

甲:Hello,every one,have you ever seen the movie?Yeah,you are right,I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz,applaud ,thank you.Recently,I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >,today,there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK,let's begin.At first ,talent show,number one,let's welcome.
乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director,the most beautiful charming,sexy girl is coming ,every body knows me,right?Yeah,I'm Nicole Kidman,open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath,there will be a unique,fantastic dance show for you,I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥).(跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕),thank you,(面向导演),honey,is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆状),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh,darling,are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god,have you use some stimulant drugs this morning,you make my nerves nervous.Get out ,next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious.God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手),nice to meet you,director.
甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so,introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion,you know,I don't have too many achievements,I just won five Grammy awards,12 World Music Awards,7 American Music Awards ,21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh,I forget it ,a Oscar Award,(同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh,calm down,calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know,I.
甲:ok ,stop,time is limited,just begin
丙:OK!I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on,just enjoy it.
near,far,wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more,you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.
Oh,I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise
丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.
甲(做娇羞状):oh,it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?
丁:My name?Oh,wait a minute.Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing,how can you sit in here.
甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.
丁:ok ok,it doesn't matter,you needn't learn about them,but you must know me,the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!
甲:I don't care who you are,just show me your talent.
丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love,but I didn’t treasure her.When I lost her,I regret.It’s the most pain in the world.If God can give me another chance,I will say there words to her “I love you”!
甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh,I can't stand,show you the door,
丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit,I hope,it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.
甲:oh,it's really a terrible ,awful,horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh,I'm dying,you three,come here,
三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey,you like my dance,right?
丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?
丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?
三人同声:we are past,right?
甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you .(接电话) What?Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!
三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!
乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)
甲:you know,you are not good enough now,but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?
三人齐答:yes,we do!
甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!
再问： 需要翻译啊
再答： 甲：你好,你们看过电影阿凡达 ?是的,你是对的,我是导演卡梅隆·迪亚兹,谢谢....最近,我将直接一个新电影叫阿凡达2,今天,将会有一个试镜,我将选择三个女演员有机会可以与著名的女演员在这部电影中——安妮·海瑟薇,好吧,让我们开始选秀节目。大家欢迎。乙：哦,亲爱的,亲爱的,甜蜜的,亲爱的导演,最美丽迷人,性感女孩来了,每个人都知道我,对吗?是的,我是妮可·基德曼,睁开你的眼睛尽可能大,屏住呼吸,将会有一个独特的,美妙的舞蹈表演,我相信你会喜欢它，来段音乐~谢谢。亲爱的，这是一个很棒的表演不是么？甲：目瞪口呆乙：嘿，亲爱的，你还好么？甲：呃…我的上帝,你今天早上用一些刺激性药物么？你让我神经紧张。出去,下一个。乙：哦，甜心，你伤了我的心丙：哦，这看上去可不是闹着玩的，上帝保佑我。很高兴遇见你，导演。甲：我也非常高兴认识你。请介绍一下自己。丙：我是席琳狄翁,你知道,我没有太多成就,只是赢得了五项格莱美奖,12个世界音乐颁奖典礼,7美国音乐奖。哦,我忘了,一个奥斯卡奖。哦，冷静冷静，这对我来说小菜一碟，你知道的。甲：好了，时间到了，开始吧。丙：好的。我将用我的第一个征服你的歌——我心永恒。尽情享受它。近、远,无论你在哪里我相信并继续再一次,你打开了门你在我的心,和我的心将继续下去。甲：保安保安，把这个疯女人拉出去。甲：我真心期待下面这一个会给我惊喜。丁：做或不做，这是个问题。很荣幸见到你，我的公主。甲：这确实是个大惊喜，那你的名字是？丁：我的名字?哦,等一下。你知道崔西里根吗?呃. .,没关系,然后罗宾·米德怎么样?梅丽莎 ?你什么都不知道,你怎么能坐在这里。甲：你你你。丁：好吧好吧，没关系，你不需要了解他们，但你须知我，最著名的女主持，会赶上那些人成为最伟大的诗人——奥普拉。甲：我不在意你是谁，展示你的才艺吧。丁：好 ，听一首诗：我已经找到了我的爱，我却没有珍惜。当我失去时，我很遗憾。它是世界上最痛苦的。如果上帝能给我一次机会,我会对她说“我爱你”!甲：简直不能忍！请出去吧。丁：如果非要加一个期限，我希望是一万年。甲：哦,这真是一个可怕的,可怕的一天,为什么如此难找到一个优秀的演员。哦,我要死了,你们三个,过来。乙：你喜欢我的舞蹈对吧？丙：你喜欢我的歌曲对吧，导演？丁：公主，你喜欢我的诗对吧？