神马作文网春节英语笑话50字就好了.
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春节英语笑话
50字就好了.
50字就好了.
Not to Be Taken Out
Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town.“ May I borrow a book from you?” he asked politely.“ Yes,you're more than welcome to it,” the neighbour told him.“ But I must ask you to read it here.You know I make it a rule never to let any book go out of my library.”
Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Mark Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.“ Why,certainly,” Mark Twain told him.“ You're more than welcome to it.But I must ask you to use it here.You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden.”
译文：
概不外借
在特里镇,马克·吐温有一次去一位邻居那里借一本书.“我可以向您借一本书吗?”他礼貌地问道.“当然,非常乐意”,邻居告诉他.“但是我要求你在这儿读.你知道我有一条规定,那就是决不让一本书拿出我的图书室”.
几天以后,这位邻居想从马克·吐温那儿借一台割草机.“噢,当然可以”,马克·吐温告诉他,“非常乐意借给你.但我要你在这儿用.你知道我从来不允许把它拿出我的花园”.
原文：
The Umbrella
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall,but he had put on the handle a card on which was written ：“ This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds.I shall be back in ten minutes.”
When he came back,he found,instead of his umbrella,another card on which was written:“ This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour.I shall not come back.”
译文：
雨伞
一位住在旅店的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里,不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片,上面写道：“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士.我将在 10 分钟内回来.”
当他回来时,他发现雨伞已不翼而飞,取而代之的是另一张卡片,上面写着：“此卡片是一位 1 小时能跑 10 英里的人留下的,我不回来了.”
原文
You Will Save Much More
“ You will be pleased with me today,mother ” ,said Dick to his mother,coming home from school.“ I saved on fares.I didn't go to school by bus,I ran all the way after it.”
“ Well,” said his mother laughing,“ Next time you should run after a taxi,you will save much more.”
译文：
你会省得更多
“妈妈,你今天一定会对我满意的,”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说,“我省下了车钱.我上学时没乘公共汽车,而是跟着公共汽车一路跑到学校的.”
“哦,”妈妈笑着说,“下次你跟在出租车后面跑,那会省得更多”.
Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town.“ May I borrow a book from you?” he asked politely.“ Yes,you're more than welcome to it,” the neighbour told him.“ But I must ask you to read it here.You know I make it a rule never to let any book go out of my library.”
Some days later the neighbour wished to borrow Mark Twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.“ Why,certainly,” Mark Twain told him.“ You're more than welcome to it.But I must ask you to use it here.You know that I make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden.”
译文：
概不外借
在特里镇,马克·吐温有一次去一位邻居那里借一本书.“我可以向您借一本书吗?”他礼貌地问道.“当然,非常乐意”,邻居告诉他.“但是我要求你在这儿读.你知道我有一条规定,那就是决不让一本书拿出我的图书室”.
几天以后,这位邻居想从马克·吐温那儿借一台割草机.“噢,当然可以”,马克·吐温告诉他,“非常乐意借给你.但我要你在这儿用.你知道我从来不允许把它拿出我的花园”.
原文：
The Umbrella
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall,but he had put on the handle a card on which was written ：“ This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds.I shall be back in ten minutes.”
When he came back,he found,instead of his umbrella,another card on which was written:“ This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour.I shall not come back.”
译文：
雨伞
一位住在旅店的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里,不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片,上面写道：“此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士.我将在 10 分钟内回来.”
当他回来时,他发现雨伞已不翼而飞,取而代之的是另一张卡片,上面写着：“此卡片是一位 1 小时能跑 10 英里的人留下的,我不回来了.”
原文
You Will Save Much More
“ You will be pleased with me today,mother ” ,said Dick to his mother,coming home from school.“ I saved on fares.I didn't go to school by bus,I ran all the way after it.”
“ Well,” said his mother laughing,“ Next time you should run after a taxi,you will save much more.”
译文：
你会省得更多
“妈妈,你今天一定会对我满意的,”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说,“我省下了车钱.我上学时没乘公共汽车,而是跟着公共汽车一路跑到学校的.”
“哦,”妈妈笑着说,“下次你跟在出租车后面跑,那会省得更多”.