好人一生平安,我需要一篇小于一分钟的英语演讲,内容很随和,幽默,最好带有名言的,其实什么都行,几句话都行,只要幽默一点就

好人一生平安,我需要一篇小于一分钟的英语演讲,内容很随和,幽默,最好带有名言的,其实什么都行,几句话都行,只要幽默一点就好了,愿上苍保佑你们事事顺利.

又是演讲稿.
Ladies and Gentlemen ,Good afternoon!I‟m very glad to stand here and give you a short speech.today my topic is “youth”.
First I want to ask you some questions:1、 Do you know what is youth?2、 How do you master your youth?
Youth is not a time of life,This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 .Nobody grows old merely by a number of years .We grow old by deserting our ideals.
Years wrinkle the skin ,but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul .Worry ,fear ,self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust .
Whether 60 of 16 ,there is in every human being „s heart the lure of wonders,the unfailing childlike appetite of what‟s next and the joy of the game of living .In the center of your heart and my heart there‟s a wireless station :so long as it receives messages of beauty ,hope ,cheer,courage and power from men and from the infinite,so long as you are young .
When the aerials are down ,and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism,then you are grown old ,even at 20 ,but as long as your aerials are up ,to catch waves of optimism ,there is hope you may die young at 80.That‟s all !Thank you!
再问： 呵呵，怎么又是这个啊
再问： 一分钟以下啊
再答： 十一分钟，重要你的语速适中，完全可以驾驭。
再问： 有没有幽默一点的
再答： 讲一件自己或他人的趣事，如果不是自己做的，会忘词，很明显。还得背上文才记起下文。不推荐。
再问： 谢谢啊