寻《辛普森一家》的英文对白

寻《辛普森一家》的英文对白
电影的对白

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We come in peace.
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For cats and mice,
Everywhere.
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Hey! How you doing?
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Good to see you.
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Thanks for coming out.
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Itchy...
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Itchy.
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Boring!
9
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Dad! We cant see the movie!
10
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I cant believe we`re paying to see
somthing we get on tv for free!
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If you ask me everybody in this
theater is a giant sucker!
12
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Espacally YOU!
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The Simpsons
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Movie, On the big screen!
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Excuse me my hinny is dipping
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Alright. Well thanks
alot for coming.
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You`ve been playing
for 3.5 hours.
18
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Now we`d like just a minute of your time
to say somthing about the environment!
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Boo!
- You Suck!
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Shout up and play!
- Preachy!
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We`re not been Preachy.
22
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But the pollution in your lake.
Is disassemble our barouche.
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I thought they touched
on a vital issue.
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I beg to differ.
25
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Gentlemen, Its been an honor
playing with you tonight.
26
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For the latest rock band
to die in our town.
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Lord hear our prayer.
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Lord hear our prayer.
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I hate been late!
- Well i hate going!
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Why cant i worship the
lord my own way?
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Like praying like hell
on my death bed.
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Homer they can
hear you inside!
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Relax those payout morons are to bussy
talking to thier phony baloney god.
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How you doing?
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Peace be with you.
Pray is cheapest.
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Now, Today i want to try
somthing a little different.
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Im gonna call on one of you!
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Now, The word of god dwells
with an everyone.
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I want you to let that word out!
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Let your spirit...
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What is it, Ned?
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The god lord telling me to
confest to somthing.
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Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay,
Gay, Gay,Gay, Gay.
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Animades sense of pride
in our community.
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Somebody else?
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Let the lord`s light
shine upon you.
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Feel a spirit.
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Let it out!
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Horrible, Horrible things
are going to happen!
50
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And they`re gonna happen to you,
And you, And you,
51
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And you!
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Oh belly!
53
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People of Springfield hit
this warning:
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Twisted tail,
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A thousand eyes,
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Trapped forever!
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Dad, Do somthing!
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This book dosen`t have
any answers!
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Beware, Beware!
Time is short!
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"EPA"! "EPA"!
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"EPA"!
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Believe me!
Believe me!
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Thanks for listening.
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Ok, Who wants waffles?
- I do! I do! I do!
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Wait a minute.
What about grandpa?
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I want syrup!
- I want strawberry!
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Something happen to that man.
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I`ll tell you what happen
to him.
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A serrten someone had a
senior moment.
70
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But thats ok because
we love him.
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And we got a free rug
out of it.
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What is the point of going to
church every sunday,
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When of someone we love had a
genuine religious experience.
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We ignore it.
Right grandpa?
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I want bananas on my waffles!
- I rest my case.
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Im not droping this.
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Wait a minute im still in the car!
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Oh, Right.
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Take that hornets nest.
80
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Check.
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Fix sink hole.
82
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Check.
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Rushing the roof?!
84
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Steady..
85
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Steady...
86
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You little.. I`ll teach you to laugh!
At something thats funny!
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You know we are on the roof we
chould have some fun.
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What kind of fun?
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How about a dare contest?
90
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Thats sounds fun!
I dare you to..
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Climb the tv antenna!
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Piece of cake.
- Earthquake!
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Aftershock!
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Ah, Homer i dont mean to be
nervous perverted or anything.
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But if he falls. Chouldn`t that make
your boy parallel prejorino?
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Shut up Flanders!
- Yeah, Shut up Flanders!
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Well said boy!
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Steady. Steady. Steady..
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Hello. Sorry to bother
you on a sunday.
100
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But im sure you as worried about the
pollution in lake Springfield as i am.
101
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Lake Springfield has higher
levels of mercury, Than even..
102
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My. Its the little girl
who saved my cat.
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Lake Springfield..
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Come on over Lisa.
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You can convince me
as long as you want.
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Milhouse, You dont care
about the environment.
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Hey! I am very passionate
about the planet!
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Say global warming is a myth!
109
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Its a myth!
For the study is needed!
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Thats for selling out your beliefs!
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Oh, Poor Milhouse.
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Dream coming true.
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Are you aware that a licking
faucet can waste over..
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2000 Gallons a year.
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Entire enough we are can save..
- Enough energy to power Pittsburgh.
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And if we just kept our
thermostats at 68 at the winter..
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We`ll be free in our dependency
on foreign oil in 17 years.
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Im Colin.
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I haven`t seen you in school.
120
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I just bo from Ireland.
My dad is a musician.
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Is he..?
- He`s not "Bono".
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I just thought because you`re
Irish and you care about the..
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He`s not "Bono"!
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Do you play?
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Just Piano, Guitar, Trumpet,
Drum and Bass.
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He`s pure gold.
127
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For once in your life be cool!
128
00:10:03,987 --> 00:10:06,285
So, Is your name is pretty
as your face?
129
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You ok there?
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Twisted tail, A thousand eyes,
Trapped forever!
131
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"EPA"! "EPA"!
- "EPA"? What chould that be?
132
00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:24,678
I believe its the sound that
"Green Lantern" made,
133
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When "Sinestro" throw him
into a bath of acid.
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EEEPPPAAA!
135
00:10:30,158 --> 00:10:33,485
Yeah...
Thanks for coming over.
136
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Thanks for giving me your
pregnancy pants.
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I never known
comfort like this.
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I did i..
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Suggest this.
140
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Alright boy.
Time for the ultimate dare.
141
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I dare you, To skateboard to
"Krusty Burger" and back..
142
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Naked...
143
00:11:05,368 --> 00:11:07,082
How naked?
- "Forth Base".
144
00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,520
The girls might see my doodle.
145
00:11:08,613 --> 00:11:13,665
Oh, I see.. Then i here by
declare you chicken for life.
146
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:17,606
Every morning you`ll wake up to:
"Good Morning Chicken"!
147
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At your wedding i`ll sing:
Bak bak bak bak.
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Bak bak bak..
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Bak?!
150
00:11:33,057 --> 00:11:34,997
I like men now.
151
00:11:35,567 --> 00:11:36,838
Dont look where im pointing!
152
00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:58,068
Stop in the name of
american sqwimmering!
153
00:12:06,687 --> 00:12:11,019
Boys before we eat dont forget to
thank the lord for this bonderful..
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Penis!
155
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Bonderful penis.
156
00:12:14,481 --> 00:12:15,617
Amen.
157
00:12:16,689 --> 00:12:18,774
Listen kid. Nobody like to
wearing clothes in public.
158
00:12:18,775 --> 00:12:20,902
But you know, Its, Its the law.
159
00:12:24,538 --> 00:12:25,848
Lunch time!
160
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:28,189
You cant just leave me out here!
161
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,938
Dont worry. We found a
friend for you to play with.
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Nelson, Honey.
Where have you been?
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Dad!
- Whats seems to be the problem officers?
164
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Tell them you dared me to do it!
165
00:12:51,651 --> 00:12:55,812
If thats true. Then you should be
taking the rap here not you son.
166
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And.. What happens to
me if its my fault?
167
00:13:01,223 --> 00:13:03,967
You`ll have to attempt an
one hour parenting class.
168
00:13:03,972 --> 00:13:06,530
It was all his idea!
He`s out of control, I tell you!
169
00:13:06,564 --> 00:13:08,825
I met my wet sand.
170
00:13:11,669 --> 00:13:13,387
See you in court kid.
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00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,517
Ok son.
Lets get some lunch.
172
00:13:15,602 --> 00:13:19,505
Did you al least bring my cloths?
- Shirt, Socks, Everything you need.
173
00:13:19,606 --> 00:13:20,999
You didn`t bring my pants!
174
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,655
Who am i?
"Tommy Bahama"?
175
00:13:23,215 --> 00:13:25,316
This is the worst day of my life.
176
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This is the worst day of
your life so far..
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00:13:31,933 --> 00:13:34,259
Say Bart..
- What do you want Flanders?
178
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If you need pants,
I carry an extra pair.
179
00:13:36,557 --> 00:13:37,155
I mean..
180
00:13:37,156 --> 00:13:40,224
You know how boys are always,
"Praying through the knees".
181
00:13:40,325 --> 00:13:42,478
Why are you helping me?
Im not your kid.
182
00:13:42,544 --> 00:13:43,503
We`re neighbors.
183
00:13:43,504 --> 00:13:46,373
Im sure your father will do
the same for my boys.
184
00:13:46,457 --> 00:13:47,864
Thank you!
185
00:13:55,015 --> 00:13:57,600
Hey, Whats with you?
- You realy wanna know?
186
00:13:57,697 --> 00:14:01,716
Of course i do. What kind of a
father wouldn`t care about a..
187
00:14:01,717 --> 00:14:03,054
A pig wearing a hat!
188
00:14:04,256 --> 00:14:04,824
Action!
189
00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,719
Hey! Hey!
Its your old pal Krusty!
190
00:14:07,753 --> 00:14:10,177
For my new pork sandwich:
"The Klager".
191
00:14:10,178 --> 00:14:14,422
If you can find a greasyer sandwich..
You`re in Mexico!
192
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,805
And we`re clear.
193
00:14:21,278 --> 00:14:23,286
Perfect. Cut, Print, Kill the pig.
194
00:14:25,242 --> 00:14:28,584
What? You cant kill him if
he`s wearing people cloth.
195
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,746
You`re coming home with me.
196
00:14:47,363 --> 00:14:49,036
A thousand eyes.
197
00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:50,493
What chould that be?
198
00:14:51,121 --> 00:14:53,623
Im pretty sure a thousand..
199
00:14:53,624 --> 00:14:54,906
Is a number.
200
00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:55,653
Hey Marge!
201
00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:59,548
Isn`t it great been marriage to
someone who`s recklessly impulsive?
202
00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:02,030
Actually its aged me horribly.
203
00:15:02,031 --> 00:15:04,905
Then, Say hello to the new Simpson!
204
00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:11,777
Homer!
205
00:15:13,277 --> 00:15:17,947
I believe what happened in church
was a warning about precisely this.
206
00:15:17,998 --> 00:15:20,232
Please get rid of that pig.
207
00:15:20,265 --> 00:15:22,018
Oh. You`re gonna love him!
208
00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:24,489
Look, He dose an
impersonation of you.
209
00:15:27,482 --> 00:15:29,183
You nailed her.
210
00:15:29,645 --> 00:15:31,933
He also dose me..
211
00:15:33,163 --> 00:15:34,933
You smiled im off the hook.
212
00:15:43,937 --> 00:15:46,662
Oh, You have so many looks.
213
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,477
So, Thats what sanguine is.
214
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:06,714
Who`s a good pig?
215
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:09,715
Who`s a good pig?
216
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:15,425
Ruff day ha, San?
217
00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:18,787
You dont know what
ruff is, Sister.
218
00:16:19,614 --> 00:16:22,372
Bart, You know, When ever my
boys bake up a bunch of frownies.
219
00:16:22,373 --> 00:16:24,501
I take`em fishing.
220
00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:26,577
Dose your dad ever
take you fishing?
221
00:16:29,393 --> 00:16:33,068
Dad, Its not fair to use a
"Bug Zapper" to catch the fish.
222
00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:36,672
If you like fish like i do,
You want them to die with dignity.
223
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:43,623
I think i have a nibble.
224
00:16:51,989 --> 00:16:53,602
I think fishing might
be more fun with you.
225
00:16:54,403 --> 00:16:55,403
Oh Great!
226
00:16:55,435 --> 00:16:57,255
Now, How about i`ll
fix you some coco?
227
00:16:57,256 --> 00:16:59,156
No way!
Coco is for woosys.
228
00:16:59,256 --> 00:17:02,488
Well sir, If you change your
mind its on the window sill.
229
00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:22,919
Oh my god..
230
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:26,725
Oh wait, I didnt tell
you the best part.
231
00:17:26,726 --> 00:17:27,946
He loves the invairment.
232
00:17:27,979 --> 00:17:30,210
Oh wait, I still didnt
tell you the best part.
233
00:17:30,229 --> 00:17:32,089
He`s got an Irish brogue.
234
00:17:32,123 --> 00:17:34,785
No, No, No. Wait, Wait! I still
didnt tell you the best part.
235
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:39,074
He is not imaginary!
- Oh honey thats great.
236
00:17:39,221 --> 00:17:42,843
But the very best thing
is that he listens to you.
237
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:46,184
Because nothing means
more than for a man to...
238
00:17:46,186 --> 00:17:48,994
How did the big`s tracks
get on the ceiling?
239
00:17:48,996 --> 00:17:53,587
Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig.
Dose what ever Spider-Pig dose.
240
00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:54,945
Can he swing,
241
00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:56,462
From a web?
242
00:17:56,465 --> 00:17:58,587
No he cant, He`s a pig.
243
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:02,080
Lookout..! He is a Spider-Pig.
244
00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:09,894
Are we having fun yet?
- We are now.
245
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:12,399
You got a bite.
- Woow momma!
246
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:15,987
Oh no, My good Paul!
247
00:18:20,249 --> 00:18:22,771
You are not struggling me.
- What the..?
248
00:18:22,856 --> 00:18:24,415
Struggling is only good for..
249
00:18:25,002 --> 00:18:26,791
Well, Its not realy
good for anything.
250
00:18:26,925 --> 00:18:28,439
I think the only time you
should lay hands on a boy.
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Is when you`re giving him a
good old peed on the back.
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Hey, What the hell are you..?
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One more time.
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00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:53,142
Honey, Im home!
255
00:18:58,714 --> 00:19:00,681
We are at the tipping
point, People.
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If we dont do
something now..
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00:19:04,106 --> 00:19:06,316
Im sorry i lost my
train of thought.
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Isn`t he dreamy?
- Agreed!
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Ok. So here is the bottom line:
If we dont change our ways right now,
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Pollution in lake Springfield
will be at this level.
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Thats not so bad.
262
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:21,621
No, The lift is stuck.
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Am i getting through to anyone?
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00:19:29,811 --> 00:19:32,701
Hell yeah! We need a new
one of those things.
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00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,010
All in favor of the
new ceasing lift, Say: I.
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I!
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00:19:35,962 --> 00:19:36,293
No!
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This lake is just one piece of trash
away from a toxic nightmare!
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But i knew you wouldn`t listen so i took
the liberty of putting water from the lake
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in all your drinking classes.
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00:19:49,046 --> 00:19:50,798
This is why we should
hate kids.
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This is serious People.
No more dumping in the lake!
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I here by declare a
state of emergency.
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"Code Black".
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Black?
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