英语翻译Paris for President歌词 Paris for president,At the Palms c

英语翻译
Paris for President歌词
Paris for president,
At the Palms chillin’ with the martini.
Paris for president,
Your commander in bikini.
When they tell you ’bout my policies
To stop the player-hating on the USA,
Incentivize nuclear non-proliferation and ratify Kyoto today.
You can ride in the motorcade…
in the hybrid,pink Escalade!
Paris for president,
Not another oldie cliche.
Paris for president,
you can get married if you’re straight or if you’re gay.
If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig,make sure that shit it matches her skin tone.
you can trust me with my finger on the button,
“Nucular” is a vocabulary don’t.
Trading in the cabinet for a walk….in….closet…hey!
Paris for president,
America should put me in charge.
Paris for president,
look at Bush it cant be that hard
Simon Cowell,he might be a little mean,
but when his oldest kicks the bucket
I’ll put him on the court supreme
Then I’ll paint the white house pink
and move Camp David to Maui…
Paris for president,
A proponent of clean energy.
Paris for president,
The real maverick in D.C.
Water boarding is torture and,
global warming is totally not hot.
I’ll make a department called the Fashion Police
and boost the economy with all of the new jobs.
Make over Lady Liberty…in Donna,Tommy,and Calvin Klein.
Paris for president,
Get your cute little butt out there and vote.
Paris for president,
Dispensing beauty tips and hope.
Paris for president,hey!
Paris for president,hey!
Paris for president,hey!
I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message.

楼上全是机器,直接看我的吧.
这首歌的背景是
Paris Hilton跟funnyordie.com合作录了一段嘲讽两个总统候选人John McCain和Barack Obama的影片,有不少人甚至认为她的energy policy比McCain及Obama的有道理!
歌词中所有Paris for president是周围支持她的人民的呐喊.人工翻译如下：
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
At the Palms chillin’ with the martini.
在Palms chillin’ （应该是夜店一类的名字）喝着马丁尼
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
Your commander in bikini.
你们的指挥官穿着比基尼（她自称‘比基尼总统’）
When they tell you ’bout my policies
当他们告诉你我的政策
To stop the player-hating on the USA,
要停止其他人对美国的鄙视
Incentivize nuclear non-proliferation and ratify Kyoto today.
今天就促成核不扩散条约和京都协定（‘Kyoto Protocl’目标是控制温室效应气体排放）
You can ride in the motorcade…
你可以在车流中
in the hybrid,pink Escalade!
在粉红色混合动力凯迪拉克中穿行
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
Not another oldie cliche.
而不是另一个陈词滥调（讽刺麦克凯恩）
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
you can get married if you’re straight or if you’re gay.
不管你是异性恋同性恋都可以结婚
If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig,make sure that shit it matches her skin tone.
如果你要给猪画口红,只要保证搭配好它的肤色
you can trust me with my finger on the button,
你们可以信任由我掌权
“Nucular” is a vocabulary don’t.
‘核’的词义就是‘不要’
Trading in the cabinet for a walk….in….closet…hey!
内阁交易一边歇着去,上衣柜里去吧（cabinet既指内阁也指柜橱,这里就是说完全铲除非法权钱交易）
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
America should put me in charge.
美国应该由我领导
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
look at Bush it cant be that hard
看看布什其实也没那么难（意思是bush那样的都能当总统）
Simon Cowell,he might be a little mean,
Simon Cowell,他也许有点坏
but when his oldest kicks the bucket
但是当他老死
I’ll put him on the court supreme
我会把他送上最高法院 （不好意思,我没查到他干了什么坏事）
Then I’ll paint the white house pink
然后我会把白宫刷成粉红色
and move Camp David to Maui…
并且把Camp David（海军后勤设施之一,一个风景区,总统在此疗养度假）移到Maui（夏威夷群岛第二大岛）
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
A proponent of clean energy.
一个清洁能源的支持者
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
The real maverick in D.C.
在华盛顿唯一真正会独立思考的人
Water boarding is torture and,
海平面上升是一种折磨
global warming is totally not hot.
全球变暖一点都不好玩
I’ll make a department called the Fashion Police
我会设立一个叫做时尚警察的部门
and boost the economy with all of the new jobs.
然后用全新的职业来重振经济
Make over Lady Liberty…in Donna,Tommy,and Calvin Klein.
把解放女性运动发展到Donna,Tommy和CK（这三个全是纯男装品牌||）
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
Get your cute little butt out there and vote.
带上你们可爱小小支持,去投票
Paris for president,
支持Paris当选总统
Dispensing beauty tips and hope.
省掉寻找美女的秘诀和期望（意思是因为Paris我就是美女.自恋）
Paris for president,hey!
Paris for president,hey!
Paris for president,hey!
支持Paris当选总统!
I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message.
我是Paris Hilton 我赞这个讯息（I approve this message是美国政客在做选举广告时必说的一句话,为了证明以上信息的确是参选人的意愿）
我花了一个小时,查了N多资料搞清所有背景含义,我想不出来你的分儿还能给谁.（要是不给我我去磕死算了囧）