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谁有比较短的英文笑话?带翻译！多谢！
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." 一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的小孩。” 再答： The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you." 女士走到车厢后面坐下，感到很愤怒。她对旁边的男士说：“司机刚刚羞辱了我。”男士回应说：“你快上去斥责他。去吧，我替你抱着你的猴子。”
再答： 求采纳
再答： 哦
再答： Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk. 杰克：我在学校门前的人行道上拣了50分。汤米：我想那是我的，今天我在那儿掉了50分，找不到了。杰克：但是我拣的是两个两毛五的呀。汤米：那就更是我的了。因为钱在掉到地上的时候可能摔两半了。
再答： 求采纳
再答： 哦
再答： Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk. 杰克：我在学校门前的人行道上拣了50分。汤米：我想那是我的，今天我在那儿掉了50分，找不到了。杰克：但是我拣的是两个两毛五的呀。汤米：那就更是我的了。因为钱在掉到地上的时候可能摔两半了。