英语翻译The Wrong MedicineA farmer had a very valuable cow.He to

英语翻译
The Wrong Medicine
A farmer had a very valuable cow.He took very good care of this cow and one day when it was ill,he was very worried.He telephoned the vet.
“What’s the problem?” the vet asked him when he arrived.
“My cow’s very sick,” the farmer said.“I don’t know what’s the matter with her.She’s lying down and won’t stand up.She won’t eat,and she’s making a strange noise.”
The vet looked at the cow.
“She’s certainly sick,” she said,
“and she needs to take some very strong medicine.”
He took a bottle out of his case,and put two pills into his hand.
“Give her these,” he said.“They should make her better.”
“How should I give them to her?” the farmer asked.
The vet gave him a long tube.
“Put this tube in her month,” he said,“then put the pills in the tube and blow.That’ll make her swallow them.”
The vet went away.
The next day he came to the farm again.The farmer was sitting outside his house looking very miserable.
“How’s your cow?” the vet asked.
“No change,” the farmer said,“and I’m feeling very strange myself.”
“Oh?” the vet said.“Why?”
“I did what you said,” the farmer explained.“I put the tube in the cow’s mouth and then put two pills down it.”
“And?” the vet asked.
“The cow blew first,” the farmer said.

用错了药
一个农民有一头很宝贵的奶牛.他对这牛呵护有加.一天,牛病了,农民非常担心,于是打电话给兽医.
“什么问题?”兽医到了后问农民.
“我的牛病的很厉害,”农民说,“我不知道她怎么了.她一直躺着不起来,也不吃东西,而且还一直发出奇怪的声音.”
兽医看了看牛.
“她确实病了.”兽医说,“这牛需要用点药力强劲的药.”
他从自己的箱子里拿出一个瓶子,倒了两片药到他手里.
“给她吃这些,”他说,“这能让她好点.”
“我怎么喂她?”农民问.
兽医给了农业一个长管子.
“把这管子放到她嘴里,”兽医说,“然后把药放在管字里吹,这就能让奶牛吞下药去.”
兽医走了.
第二天兽医又来了.农民正郁闷的坐在他的房子外面.
“你的奶牛怎么样了?”兽医问道.
“没变化,”农民说,“但我自己感觉很奇怪.”
“哦?”兽医说,“为什么?”
“我按你说的做,”农民解释道,“我把管子放到牛的嘴里,然后把那两片药放进去.”
“然后呢?”兽医问.
“奶牛先吹气了.”农民说.
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