用英语写一篇幽默笑话,30词左右

用英语写一篇幽默笑话,30词左右

Dusk,I jog in the road industry.Have a young man ran up from behind me,in my ear hastily cried:"Run!" "What happened?" I ask young people around him."Ran quickly." Young people go in front of me.My rapid recovery of the 500 meters after the breathless questions:"What happened in the end?" "You run too slow." Young people leaving me,a big move back and forth.黄昏的时候,我在产业道路上慢跑.有一个年轻人从我后面跑上来,在我耳边急促地叫着：“快跑!” “发生了什么事?”我问身旁的年轻人.“赶快跑.”年轻人跑到我的前面.我快速的追了五百公尺以后,气喘吁吁的追问：“到底发生了什么事?” “你跑得太慢了.”年轻人丢下我,自顾自往前跑去.Dentist:I'm sorry,madam,but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.Mother:Twenty-five dollars!But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.Dentist:I usually do.But your son yelled so loud,he scared four other patients out of the office.昂贵的代价 牙科医生：对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元.母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?牙科医生：是的.但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了.How Did You Ever Get Here One winter morning,an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late."It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead,I slipped back two." The boss eyed him suspiciously."Oh,yeah?Then how did you ever get here?" "I finally gave up," he said,"and started for home." 你是怎样来的?一个冬天的早晨,一名雇员解释他为什么迟到了四十五分钟才起来上班.“外面太滑了,我每向前迈一步,就要向后退两步.” 老板狐疑地看着他.“噢,是吗?那你是怎样到这里来的?” “后来我决定放弃,”他说,“然后我就往家里走.” 林肯过生日 Great Event Teacher:What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher:Correct.And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy:Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件?小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯诞生.老师：正确.那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢?小威利：亚伯拉罕-林肯过他的三周岁生日.