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英语翻译
要好笑哦,还要短点的
要好笑哦,还要短点的
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"The farmer replied, "What's time to a pig?"
一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果.城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"
It worked 真的有效!
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor. The doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine." said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
Tom早上老起不来,所以上班总是迟到.他的老板非常生气,警告他如果他不能有所改善的话就炒他的鱿鱼.于是,Tom去看医生,医生给了他一颗药丸并告诉他要在睡觉前服下这颗药.Tom照医生的话做了,睡得非常之好,事实上,他在早上闹钟响之前就起来了.Tom从容不迫地吃完早餐,然后兴高采烈地开车上班去了.
“老板”,Tom说,“那药真管用,我的睡眠好极了!”
“是够管用的,”老板说,“问题是,昨天你人哪去了”?
Want a Day Off 想请一天假
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, " We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. " I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
一天,史密斯去见他的客户部领导,“老板”,斯密斯说,“我们家明天要大搞清洁,我老婆需要我回去帮忙清洁阁楼和车库,搬搬挪挪什么的.”“斯密斯啊,你也知道,我们现在人手已经不够了”老板说,“明天的假我是没法给你批了”.“多谢老板,” Smith说,“我就知道跟着您干准没错”.
Keys to Success 成功的关键
One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out no matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'
"What is cleverness? " asked his son.
"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.
一天,父亲教育儿子说：“一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明.一旦你给了别人承诺,无论发生什么事,你都得实现它,这个就叫‘守诺言’.”
儿子问：“那么什么是聪明呢?”
父亲回答：“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺.”
Good Intentions
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: “Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig.” “I certainly do, ”said the teacher, “and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.” Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig. Finally the teacher said to the boy: “I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.” “Yes,” said the boy, “he did intend to, but the pig got well.”
良好的心愿
一天有个男孩去对他老师说：“老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉.” “当然.”老师说,“去告诉你父亲,多谢他想着我.” 好几天过去了,再没提起烤猪肉的事儿. 最后老师对男孩说：“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢.” “是啊,”孩子说,“他是这么想的,可后来猪又没病了.”
英语笑话（一）
老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明又坐了下来.他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!
英语笑话（二）
某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu,外宾曰：我TM还是方片七呢!
英语笑话（三）
江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不许走样.外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻,江青心花怒放,嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里,哪里”.
翻译不敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣,还有这样的人,追问哪里漂亮的,干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."
翻译：“你到处都很漂亮.”江青更高兴了,但总是要客气一下：“不见得,不见得”.翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."
英语笑话（四）
某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说：I am sorry.
老外应道：I am sorry too.
某人听后又道：I am sorry three.
老外不解,问：What are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道：I am sorry five.
英语笑话（五）
一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说：“oh,TOYOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说： “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴,觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时,他还是说：“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
后来到了机场,那个日本人就问：“How Much?”出租车司机说：“1000!”
日本人惊奇的问司机：“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说：“oh,mileometer（计程表）!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
英语笑话（六）
英语老师问一个学生,“How are you是什么意思”
学生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答“怎么是你?”
老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you ?是什么意思?”
这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你.”
英语笑话（七）
某男,粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex.
该男思之久已,毅然下笔：“Once a week“.
签证官观后暴笑,曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“
该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“
男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”
一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果.城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"
It worked 真的有效!
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor. The doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
"Boss", he said, "The pill actually worked!"
"That's all fine." said the boss, "But where were you yesterday?"
Tom早上老起不来,所以上班总是迟到.他的老板非常生气,警告他如果他不能有所改善的话就炒他的鱿鱼.于是,Tom去看医生,医生给了他一颗药丸并告诉他要在睡觉前服下这颗药.Tom照医生的话做了,睡得非常之好,事实上,他在早上闹钟响之前就起来了.Tom从容不迫地吃完早餐,然后兴高采烈地开车上班去了.
“老板”,Tom说,“那药真管用,我的睡眠好极了!”
“是够管用的,”老板说,“问题是,昨天你人哪去了”?
Want a Day Off 想请一天假
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, " We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. " I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"
一天,史密斯去见他的客户部领导,“老板”,斯密斯说,“我们家明天要大搞清洁,我老婆需要我回去帮忙清洁阁楼和车库,搬搬挪挪什么的.”“斯密斯啊,你也知道,我们现在人手已经不够了”老板说,“明天的假我是没法给你批了”.“多谢老板,” Smith说,“我就知道跟着您干准没错”.
Keys to Success 成功的关键
One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness. Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out no matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'
"What is cleverness? " asked his son.
"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.
一天,父亲教育儿子说：“一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明.一旦你给了别人承诺,无论发生什么事,你都得实现它,这个就叫‘守诺言’.”
儿子问：“那么什么是聪明呢?”
父亲回答：“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺.”
Good Intentions
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: “Teacher, my father wants to know if you like roast pig.” “I certainly do, ”said the teacher, “and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.” Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig. Finally the teacher said to the boy: “I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.” “Yes,” said the boy, “he did intend to, but the pig got well.”
良好的心愿
一天有个男孩去对他老师说：“老师,我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉.” “当然.”老师说,“去告诉你父亲,多谢他想着我.” 好几天过去了,再没提起烤猪肉的事儿. 最后老师对男孩说：“我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢.” “是啊,”孩子说,“他是这么想的,可后来猪又没病了.”
英语笑话（一）
老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明就坐了下来.过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?
老师说：Go ahead.
小明又坐了下来.他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊!
英语笑话（二）
某日刘洪涛遇到外宾,上前搭话曰：I am hongtao liu,外宾曰：我TM还是方片七呢!
英语笑话（三）
江青会见外宾,要求翻译要严格按她的意思翻,不许走样.外宾一见到江青,立刻拍马屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." 翻译照翻,江青心花怒放,嘴上还要谦虚一下：“哪里,哪里”.
翻译不敢怠慢,把江青的话翻成英文："Where? Where?" 外宾一愣,还有这样的人,追问哪里漂亮的,干脆马屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."
翻译：“你到处都很漂亮.”江青更高兴了,但总是要客气一下：“不见得,不见得”.翻译赶紧翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."
英语笑话（四）
某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说：I am sorry.
老外应道：I am sorry too.
某人听后又道：I am sorry three.
老外不解,问：What are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道：I am sorry five.
英语笑话（五）
一位来自日本的旅客,坐出租车去机场的路上,看到一辆汽车经过,就说：“oh,TOYOTA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”又有一辆经过,他又说： “oh,NISSAN!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”司机有点不高兴,觉得他太吵了!当第三辆经过时,他还是说：“oh,HONDA!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
后来到了机场,那个日本人就问：“How Much?”出租车司机说：“1000!”
日本人惊奇的问司机：“为什么那么贵?”出租车司机回答说：“oh,mileometer（计程表）!Made in Japan! It is very fast!”
英语笑话（六）
英语老师问一个学生,“How are you是什么意思”
学生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答“怎么是你?”
老师生气又问另一个同学：“How old are you ?是什么意思?”
这个同学想了想说：“怎么老是你.”
英语笑话（七）
某男,粗通英文,至使馆,有表要填,有一栏是sex.
该男思之久已,毅然下笔：“Once a week“.
签证官观后暴笑,曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“
该男顿时赧颜,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“
男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”