神马作文网谁知道这个笑话的意思,
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谁知道这个笑话的意思,
This joke never fails to get a laugh.
A man slow witted man walked into a pattent office.He walked up to the patent officer and said,"Hey,I've got a new idea for a mouse trap." (Draw a box on the blackboard.)
"Here's the box." (Draw a hole in the box.) "Here's the hole." (Draw a circle in the bottom of the hole) "Here's the cheese." (Draw a line across the hole in the box.) "Here's the blade.The mouse sticks his head in the holeto get the cheese,the blade drops on his neck and kills him."
The patent officer looks at the diagram.He understands that the man is a little slow so he wants to be kind.He explains to the man that he does not think the design is ready to be patented yet.He tells the man,"Please,work on it some more.Perhaps I will be able to patent it another time." The slow witted man says thank you and leaves the office.
One week later the slow witted man shows up again.(Draw the exact same example on the board in exactly the same way.) The slow witted man says,"This is the box,this is the hole,this is the cheese and this is the wire.The mouse sticks his head in the hole to get the cheese,the wire wraps around his neck and kills him."
The patent officer,still trying to be kind,makes the same excuse as before.The slow witted man leaves.
One week later the slow witted man returns.He approaches the same pattent officer and says,(The exact same things)
"Here's the box.Here's the hole.(This time he draws a zig-zag line across the hole and he does not draw a circle for the cheese.) After completing the zig-zag line,the slow witted man proclaims,"and here's the saw blade."
The patent officer notices the design and the fact that that ther is no cheese.He asks the slow witted man,"Where's the cheese." "Ah-ha," says the slow witted man.
"That's the point.The mouse sticks his head in the hole
and says," "Where did you put the cheese."
(When the mouse speeks you must act like the mouse.Stick your head out as if looking into the trap and swing it back and forth as if looking for the cheese.)
The implication is that the mouse will saw off his own head while looking for the cheese.Remember the saw blade?
Submitted by Karl Hartman
感激不尽啊!
如果可以的话,能不能再多给几个类似的笑话,差不多这么多词的（带翻译）.感激不尽啊!
没有金币了,只有这么多,
This joke never fails to get a laugh.
A man slow witted man walked into a pattent office.He walked up to the patent officer and said,"Hey,I've got a new idea for a mouse trap." (Draw a box on the blackboard.)
"Here's the box." (Draw a hole in the box.) "Here's the hole." (Draw a circle in the bottom of the hole) "Here's the cheese." (Draw a line across the hole in the box.) "Here's the blade.The mouse sticks his head in the holeto get the cheese,the blade drops on his neck and kills him."
The patent officer looks at the diagram.He understands that the man is a little slow so he wants to be kind.He explains to the man that he does not think the design is ready to be patented yet.He tells the man,"Please,work on it some more.Perhaps I will be able to patent it another time." The slow witted man says thank you and leaves the office.
One week later the slow witted man shows up again.(Draw the exact same example on the board in exactly the same way.) The slow witted man says,"This is the box,this is the hole,this is the cheese and this is the wire.The mouse sticks his head in the hole to get the cheese,the wire wraps around his neck and kills him."
The patent officer,still trying to be kind,makes the same excuse as before.The slow witted man leaves.
One week later the slow witted man returns.He approaches the same pattent officer and says,(The exact same things)
"Here's the box.Here's the hole.(This time he draws a zig-zag line across the hole and he does not draw a circle for the cheese.) After completing the zig-zag line,the slow witted man proclaims,"and here's the saw blade."
The patent officer notices the design and the fact that that ther is no cheese.He asks the slow witted man,"Where's the cheese." "Ah-ha," says the slow witted man.
"That's the point.The mouse sticks his head in the hole
and says," "Where did you put the cheese."
(When the mouse speeks you must act like the mouse.Stick your head out as if looking into the trap and swing it back and forth as if looking for the cheese.)
The implication is that the mouse will saw off his own head while looking for the cheese.Remember the saw blade?
Submitted by Karl Hartman
感激不尽啊!
如果可以的话,能不能再多给几个类似的笑话,差不多这么多词的（带翻译）.感激不尽啊!
没有金币了,只有这么多,
这个笑话从来没有得到一笑.
一个男人愚笨的人走进一家专利局.他走到专利局的工作人员说,“嘿,我为一个捕鼠器,有一个新的想法.“（在黑板上画一个盒子.）
“这里的盒子.”（在箱子里.画一个孔）”,这里的洞.”（在孔底画一个圈）”,这里的奶酪.”（画一条线穿过孔的盒子里.）这里的叶片.老鼠把头伸进洞去拿奶酪,刀片滴在他的脖子,把他杀死.”
专利官员看着图.他明白,人是有点慢,所以他想善待.他解释说,他不认为设计准备专利呢.他说,“请你,做一些.也许我将能够申请专利的另一个时间.“愚笨的人说谢谢你,离开办公室.
一个星期以后,愚笨的人又出现了.（画同样的例子在板上的一模一样.）迟钝的人说,“这是盒,这是洞,这是奶酪,这是线.老鼠把他的头在洞里去拿奶酪,线包绕在他的脖子上,杀死了他.”
专利局的工作人员,还试图将一种,使同样的借口之前.迟钝的人离开.
一个星期后返回的愚笨的人.他接近相同的专利官员说,（E XACT的同样的事情）
“这里的盒子.这里的孔.（这段时间他画锯齿形线穿过孔,他不为奶酪.画了一个圈）完成锯齿线后,反应迟钝的人说,“这里的锯片.”
专利官员意识到,没有奶酪的设计.他问愚笨的人,“奶酪的地方.”“啊哈,说：”愚笨的人.
“这一点.老鼠把他的头在孔
并且说,“你在哪里把奶酪.”
（当鼠标的话你必须像老鼠.伸出你的头看进陷阱和来回摆动就像在寻找奶酪.）
其含义是,鼠标会看见了自己的头在寻找奶酪.记得锯片?
卡尔Hartman提交
一个男人愚笨的人走进一家专利局.他走到专利局的工作人员说,“嘿,我为一个捕鼠器,有一个新的想法.“（在黑板上画一个盒子.）
“这里的盒子.”（在箱子里.画一个孔）”,这里的洞.”（在孔底画一个圈）”,这里的奶酪.”（画一条线穿过孔的盒子里.）这里的叶片.老鼠把头伸进洞去拿奶酪,刀片滴在他的脖子,把他杀死.”
专利官员看着图.他明白,人是有点慢,所以他想善待.他解释说,他不认为设计准备专利呢.他说,“请你,做一些.也许我将能够申请专利的另一个时间.“愚笨的人说谢谢你,离开办公室.
一个星期以后,愚笨的人又出现了.（画同样的例子在板上的一模一样.）迟钝的人说,“这是盒,这是洞,这是奶酪,这是线.老鼠把他的头在洞里去拿奶酪,线包绕在他的脖子上,杀死了他.”
专利局的工作人员,还试图将一种,使同样的借口之前.迟钝的人离开.
一个星期后返回的愚笨的人.他接近相同的专利官员说,（E XACT的同样的事情）
“这里的盒子.这里的孔.（这段时间他画锯齿形线穿过孔,他不为奶酪.画了一个圈）完成锯齿线后,反应迟钝的人说,“这里的锯片.”
专利官员意识到,没有奶酪的设计.他问愚笨的人,“奶酪的地方.”“啊哈,说：”愚笨的人.
“这一点.老鼠把他的头在孔
并且说,“你在哪里把奶酪.”
（当鼠标的话你必须像老鼠.伸出你的头看进陷阱和来回摆动就像在寻找奶酪.）
其含义是,鼠标会看见了自己的头在寻找奶酪.记得锯片?
卡尔Hartman提交