神马作文网求教一段阅读理解的意思.谢谢.
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求教一段阅读理解的意思.谢谢.
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance, a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions:
1. What are two days of the week that begin with "T"?
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered:
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
3. God has two first names, and they are Andy and Howard.
Saint Peter said, "Ok, I'll buy Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected. Technically, your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and why do you think God's first name is either Andy or Howard?"Forrest responded, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, and so on."
"Ok then, I give," said Saint Peter. "But what about God's first name?"
Forrest said, "Well, from the song...Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own...And then from the prayer...Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name..."
Saint Peter let him in without another word.
Forrest Gump died and went to heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.
In order to gain admittance, a prospective Heavenly Soul must answer three questions:
1. What are two days of the week that begin with "T"?
2. How many seconds are in a year?
3. What is God's first name?
Forrest thought for a few minutes and answered:
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
3. God has two first names, and they are Andy and Howard.
Saint Peter said, "Ok, I'll buy Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected. Technically, your answer is correct. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year and why do you think God's first name is either Andy or Howard?"Forrest responded, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, and so on."
"Ok then, I give," said Saint Peter. "But what about God's first name?"
Forrest said, "Well, from the song...Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own...And then from the prayer...Our Father, who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name..."
Saint Peter let him in without another word.
阿甘正传死亡及前往天堂.当他到了珠光盖茨,圣彼得告诉他,新规则生效的,由于的进步,教育在地球上.
在为了争取准入,准天上的灵魂,必须回答三个问题：
1 .什么是为期两天的一周开始与“ T ”型?
2 .有多少秒是在一年内?
3 .什么是上帝的名字呢?
福里斯特思想为几分钟,并回答了：
1 .为期两天的一周开始与“ T ”型是今天和明天.
2 .有12秒在一年内.
3 .上帝有两个第一的姓名,他们是安迪和霍华德.
圣彼得说,“好吧,我会买今天和明天,即使它的不是问题的答案我预想的.技术上,您的答案是正确的,但你们是怎么得到12秒在一年内,为什么你认为上帝的名字是无论是安迪或霍华德“ 福里斯特回应,”好,1月2日,2月2日,3月2日,等等.“
“确定,然后,我说：”圣彼得大教堂.“但什么神的名字”
福里斯特说：“好,从宋...安迪各界人士与我,安迪与我会谈,安迪告诉我,我自己...然后从祈祷… …我们的父亲,谁艺术在天堂,霍华德被你的名字… … “
圣彼得大教堂,让他在没有其它字.
在为了争取准入,准天上的灵魂,必须回答三个问题：
1 .什么是为期两天的一周开始与“ T ”型?
2 .有多少秒是在一年内?
3 .什么是上帝的名字呢?
福里斯特思想为几分钟,并回答了：
1 .为期两天的一周开始与“ T ”型是今天和明天.
2 .有12秒在一年内.
3 .上帝有两个第一的姓名,他们是安迪和霍华德.
圣彼得说,“好吧,我会买今天和明天,即使它的不是问题的答案我预想的.技术上,您的答案是正确的,但你们是怎么得到12秒在一年内,为什么你认为上帝的名字是无论是安迪或霍华德“ 福里斯特回应,”好,1月2日,2月2日,3月2日,等等.“
“确定,然后,我说：”圣彼得大教堂.“但什么神的名字”
福里斯特说：“好,从宋...安迪各界人士与我,安迪与我会谈,安迪告诉我,我自己...然后从祈祷… …我们的父亲,谁艺术在天堂,霍华德被你的名字… … “
圣彼得大教堂,让他在没有其它字.