英语翻译There are 4 members in a family,Pirate,a 7-year-old naug

英语翻译
There are 4 members in a family,Pirate,a 7-year-old naughty boy.His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker.His dad,Andy Lau is a famous singer,and his dear grandpa,King is a kindly old man.Pirate loves his grandpa most,because King is very spoiling him.He hates his parents.Frankly speaking,he is afraid of them,Because they are very strict with him..
P:Old King,Open the TV,I want to see Tom and Jerry.I love that mouse.Quick!No time!I can’t wait another second.
K:Oh dear!I nearly forget it.Don’t worry,I open it right now.
P:Ha Ha!It’s really funny!Tom is so good!
Oh no!“The End!” Where is Tom?I hate the end!Old King!
K：Oh,what a pity dog!Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate,just tell me.I’m sure your demand will be satisfied.
P：Really!OK!Now,let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!
K:Humm,No,it’s unfit for you……
P:I just like this film,Old King,you tell lies.You don’t keep your promise.
K; Oh yes,I play it for you.But please be quite,I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.
P:Don’t tell so much!I have been an adult man of 7 years old.I promise it to you.
K：OK.
P:Fight him,kill him.Throw these bad guys into the sea……
K:Xu ……...Remember your promise,young adult man.
P:Oh?What promise?I have forgotten it.
K:Oh?You are right
P:Old King.I give you an honorable mission.Be my horse,and I will ride on your back ,let’s help these people in dangerous situation,just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)
K:What!Ride on my back!Be your horse!
P:Yes,your hearing is very good,any question?
K:No,No,sound a good idea!Very good!You are a brave Pirate.Now come on my back.
P:Hei!Let’s go!Kill all those bad men.Quick!Run quick!.
P:Oh,my god!Mummy,Daddy!
M:Dad,what are you doing!Naughty Pirate,isn’t your trick!
P:Mummy,it’s not my fault.Old king let me massage his back.Hei Hei
M:I don’t believe it.Dad,isn’t really that?
K:Yes,of course,I can’t image a child only 5 year old,can massage so good.Oh…….
M:Really.I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage,who taught him.Dear,isn’t you
F:No,I haven’t,but I decide to enjoy his massage another day,Do you think so,dear?
M:Yes,really a good suggestion.

这一家有四口人,Pirate是一个淘气的七岁小男孩.他的妈妈是一位美丽的白领丽人.他的爸爸,andy lau是一位著名的歌唱家.他的祖父king是一位非常和蔼的老人.Pirate最爱他的祖父,因为king很娇惯他.他不喜欢他的父母.老实说,他是害怕他们,因为他们对他要求非常严格.
老king,开开电视,我想看汤姆和杰瑞.我喜欢那个老鼠.快点!没时间拉!我一秒也等不了拉!
天哪,我差点忘了.别着急,我这就开.
哈哈.真有意思.汤姆真有趣.哦,不!演完了!汤姆呢?我讨厌结束!老king!
诶,可怜的孩子.爸爸妈妈不在,我们可以看别的.来,勇敢的 Pirate,说吧,我保证你的愿望会实现.
真的吗?那我要看加勒比海盗!
恩.那个不适合你.
我就要看,老king,你撒谎!你说话不算数!
我逗你玩的.但是安静些,我猜爸爸妈妈肯定不喜欢我们这样做.
好了别说了.我已经是大人了,都7岁了!我跟你保证.
好吧.
打他!打他!把那些坏蛋扔到海里去!
别忘了你答应的.我的大人先生.
答应什么?我忘了.
好吧.
老king.我授予你一个光荣的任务——做我的马,让我骑.我们去帮助那些危难中的人,就像个勇敢的骑士.
什么?骑我?我做你的马?!
对呀,你听的没错,怎么了?
哦,哦,没什么,好主意.非常好.你是个勇敢的海盗!上来吧.
驾!出发!杀死所有的坏蛋!快点跑!
哎呀.妈妈,爸爸!
爸,你们在干吗?捣蛋的小海盗,是你在玩把戏吗?
妈妈,不是我的错.老king让我给他按摩背,嘿嘿.
我不信.爸,是这么回事吗?
是是,当然是.我真没想到一个5岁的小孩这么会按摩.
真的?我才不信这个小家伙会按摩.谁教的他,是你吗,亲爱的?
我可没教,但我打算哪天找他按摩一下.你觉得呢亲爱的?
恩,是个好建议!