关于英语的问题帮我写几篇英语的作文,不要太多.（能写几篇写几篇）拜托!1.描述一下春节你收到礼物的情形.2.收集有关Je

关于英语的问题
帮我写几篇英语的作文,不要太多.（能写几篇写几篇）拜托!
1.描述一下春节你收到礼物的情形.
2.收集有关Jesus的故事,摘录下来.
3.Can you ski?叙述一下how do you learn to ski.
4.你喜欢穿戴什么过冬?具体描述一下.
5.你喜欢什么乐器?说说你演奏乐器的乐趣.
6.请用“always,usually,sometimes,never”描述一下你的寒假生活.
7.说说你喜欢的形状是什么,为什么呢?

FROM my father I received the best inheritance,namely a "good
temper." "And who was my father?" That has nothing to do with the good
temper; but I will say he was lively,good-looking round,and fat;
he was both in appearance and character a complete contradiction to
his profession."And pray what was his profession and his standing
in respectable society?" Well,perhaps,if in the beginning of a
book these were written and printed,many,when they read it,would
lay the book down and say,"It seems to me a very miserable title,I
don't like things of this sort." And yet my father was not a
skin-dresser nor an executioner; on the contrary,his employment
placed him at the head of the grandest people of the town,and it
was his place by right.He had to precede the bishop,and even the
princes of the blood; he always went first,- he was a hearse driver!
There,now,the truth is out.And I will own,that when people saw
my father perched up in front of the omnibus of death,dressed in
his long,wide,black cloak,and his black-edged,three-cornered hat
on his head,and then glanced at his round,jocund face,round as
the sun,they could not think much of sorrow or the grave.That face
said,"It is nothing,it will all end better than people think." So
I have inherited from him,not only my good temper,but a habit of
going often to the churchyard,which is good,when done in a proper
humor; and then also I take in the Intelligencer,just as he used to
do.
I am not very young,I have neither wife nor children,nor a
library,but,as I said,I read the Intelligencer,which is enough for
me; it is to me a delightful paper,and so it was to my father.It
is of great use,for it contains all that a man requires to know;
the names of the preachers at the church,and the new books which
are published; where houses,servants,clothes,and provisions may
be obtained.And then what a number of subscriptions to charities,and
what innocent verses!Persons seeking interviews and engagements,
all so plainly and naturally stated.Certainly,a man who takes in the
Intelligencer may live merrily and be buried contentedly,and by the
end of his life will have such a capital stock of paper that he can
lie on a soft bed of it,unless he prefers wood shavings for his
resting-place.The newspaper and the churchyard were always exciting
objects to me.My walks to the latter were like bathing-places to my
good humor.Every one can read the newspaper for himself,but come
with me to the churchyard while the sun shines and the trees are
green,and let us wander among the graves.Each of them is like a
closed book,with the back uppermost,on which we can read the title
of what the book contains,but nothing more.I had a great deal of
information from my father,and I have noticed a great deal myself.
I keep it in my diary,in which I write for my own use and pleasure
a history of all who lie here,and a few more beside.
Now we are in the churchyard.Here,behind the white iron
railings,once a rose-tree grew; it is gone now,but a little bit of
evergreen,from a neighboring grave,stretches out its green tendrils,
and makes some appearance; there rests a very unhappy man,and yet
while he lived he might be said to occupy a very good position.He had
enough to live upon,and something to spare; but owing to his
refined tastes the least thing in the world annoyed him.If he went to
a theatre of an evening,instead of enjoying himself he would be quite
annoyed if the machinist had put too strong a light into one side of
the moon,or if the representations of the sky hung over the scenes
when they ought to have hung behind them; or if a palm-tree was
introduced into a scene representing the Zoological Gardens of Berlin,
or a cactus in a view of Tyrol,or a beech-tree in the north of
Norway.As if these things were of any consequence!Why did he not
leave them alone?Who would trouble themselves about such trifles?
especially at a comedy,where every one is expected to be amused.Then
sometimes the public applauded too much,or too little,to please him.
"They are like wet wood," he would say,looking round to see what sort
of people were present,"this evening; nothing fires them." Then he
would vex and fret himself because they did not laugh at the right
time,or because they laughed in the wrong places; and so he fretted
and worried himself till at last the unhappy man fretted himself
into the grave.
Here rests a happy man,that is to say,a man of high birth and
position,which was very lucky for him,otherwise he would have been
scarcely worth notice.It is beautiful to observe how wisely nature
orders these things.He walked about in a coat embroidered all over,
and in the drawing-rooms of society looked just like one of those rich
pearl-embroidered bell-pulls,which are only made for show; and behind
them always hangs a good thick cord for use.This man also had a
stout,useful substitute behind him,who did duty for him,and
performed all his dirty work.And there are still,even now,these
serviceable cords behind other embroidered bell-ropes.It is all so
wisely arranged,that a man may well be in a good humor.
Here rests,- ah,it makes one feel mournful to think of him!-
but here rests a man who,during sixty-seven years,was never
remembered to have said a good thing; he lived only in the hope of
having a good idea.At last he felt convinced,in his own mind,that
he really had one,and was so delighted that he positively died of joy
at the thought of having at last caught an idea.Nobody got anything
by it; indeed,no one even heard what the good thing was.Now I can
imagine that this same idea may prevent him from resting quietly in
his grave; for suppose that to produce a good effect,it is
necessary to bring out his new idea at breakfast,and that he can only
make his appearance on earth at midnight,as ghosts are believed
generally to do; why then this good idea would not suit the hour,
and the man would have to carry it down again with him into the grave-
that must be a troubled grave.
The woman who lies here was so remarkably stingy,that during
her life she would get up in the night and mew,that her neighbors
might think she kept a cat.What a miser she was!
Here rests a young lady,of a good family,who would always make
her voice heard in society,and when she sang "Mi manca la voce,"*
it was the only true thing she ever said in her life.
* "I want a voice," or,"I have no voice."
Here lies a maiden of another description.She was engaged to be
married,- but,her story is one of every-day life; we will leave her
to rest in the grave.
Here rests a widow,who,with music in her tongue,carried gall in
her heart.She used to go round among the families near,and search
out their faults,upon which she preyed with all the envy and malice
of her nature.This is a family grave.The members of this family held
so firmly together in their opinions,that they would believe in no
other.If the newspapers,or even the whole world,said of a certain
subject,"It is so-and-so;" and a little schoolboy declared he had
learned quite differently,they would take his assertion as the only
true one,because he belonged to the family.And it is well known that
if the yard-cock belonging to this family happened to crow at
midnight,they would declare it was morning,although the watchman and
all the clocks in the town were proclaiming the hour of twelve at
night.
The great poet Goethe concludes his Faust with the words,"may
be continued;" so might our wanderings in the churchyard be continued.
I come here often,and if any of my friends,or those who are not my
friends,are too much for me,I go out and choose a plot of ground
in which to bury him or her.Then I bury them,as it were; there
they lie,dead and powerless,till they come back new and better
characters.Their lives and their deeds,looked at after my own
fashion,I write down in my diary,as every one ought to do.Then,
if any of our friends act absurdly,no one need to be vexed about
it.Let them bury the offenders out of sight,and keep their good
temper.They can also read the Intelligencer,which is a paper written
by the people,with their hands guided.When the time comes for the
history of my life,to be bound by the grave,then they will write
upon it as my epitaph-