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I'mnotahighschoolstudent

Rain下雨（原文）Rainontheflowers,Rainonthetree,Rainonrhegreengrass,Butnotonme!雨点洒落在花朵上,雨点洒落在树叶上,雨点洒落在青草上,就

傲慢与偏见GowiththewindThesecretgardenLittlewoman尽量看英美原版的,不要是简写本的

我们的英语老师推荐了两种,一种是牛津高阶,价格稍微贵一点,100多一点,但是很详细很权威,一直到大学也可以用,另一种是高考必备的词典,具体名字想不起来了,红蓝封面的,价格大概30左右,是很实用的.希望

SecondlanguageAmothermousewasoutforastrollwithherbabieswhenshespottedacatcrouchedbehindabush.Shewatc

Chinesehumo

Ladiesandgentlemen,thesmallcar(youngwoman)polite,Icomefromxx,Smallcarscholarshipisnothigh,Weneightbu

林肯传(AbrahamLincoln)这里可以看看:"林肯给妻子的信"Letters:AbrahamLincolnThisisthelastletterthatLincolnwrotetoMaryS.

HumorousEnglish

humorousjoke

幽默英文小短文

AnditwasalwaysseldomscroogethatheknewhowtokeepChristmaswell.Ifanymanalivepossessknowledge.Maythatbet

语文考试有一道仿写题原题：教师获得周围飘着粉笔屑,不,那不是粉笔屑,那是教室洒出的智慧的花絮．要求是事物＋否定＋现象某强人：农民伯伯的田里种满了萝卜,不,那不是萝卜,那是农民伯伯的寂寞.

Humorjoke

1－－MarkTwaininareceptionresponsetoareporter'squestion,said:"TheUnitedStatesCongressissomedog*-depend

师长下面是谁班长：“我们一师里,谁是最大的官?”新兵答：“师长.”班长：“在师长下面的是谁?”新兵：“是师长骑的马.”机灵的服务员一天,一个乡镇的的几个所长到一个饭店吃饭,席间上了一盘金钱肉,也就是驴

、NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolde

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

一位老爷爷,他要参加隆重的聚会,他有三根头发,为什么还要忍痛拔掉一根?Anoldman,hewillattendthegrandgathering,hehasthreehairs,whytounplu

名：humour形：humorous或humourous美式和英式的两种

求英文幽默对话

男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)男：CanIhaveyourname?（