英语笑话短文带翻译free talk

1.Aboysworetoagirl:'Honey,dopleasemarryme,otherwiseI'lldie'Thegirlrefused.Sixtyyearslater,theboydied

故事发生在一个酒吧里.某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”“

叫我怎么说明白?　　那天我正在看碟,学英语的老妈捧了本书进来,我们有了这样的对话－－　　老妈：“这个‘Idon'tknow.’是什么意思?”　　我说：“我不知道.”　　老妈：“送你上学上了几年,你怎么

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,sai

mylittledogcan'treadMrs.Brown:Oh,mydear,Ihavelostmypreciouslittledog!Mrs.Smith:Butyoumustputanadvert

Whyisthenumber10afraidofseven?Becausesevenatenine,and10isnext.----------------Teacher:"Whocantellmew

whiteman：areyouBlack?blackman：no,i'mWhite.白人：你是布莱克吗?（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）黑人：不,我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

Summerswimmingsafetycannotbeignored(标题)以下正文;Morehotdays,thepublicswimmingpoolhasbecomeafavoredplace,

Wasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseeme

.Ayoungmotherbelievedthatitwasverywrongtowasteanyfoodwhenthereweresomanyhungrypeopleintheworld.Oneev

Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子会和跳蚤有什么

A:Armstrongwent(go的过去式)tothemoon,thatgreat!B:That'snothing,myfatherwenttothesun!A:Thesun?It'sveryhot

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem

OnedayaFrenchmangoestoNewYork.Hedon'tknowawordofEnglish.WhenhearriveinNewYork,hetakesataxitothehotel

1.我是来装电话的WhatabigdealAyoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.Sittingthe

预算超标的小偷CaughtstealingAshoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"sai

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa