英语幽默话剧带翻译

Thedoctorlivesdownstairs　　"Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swron

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

SoonerorlaterA:Howmanythingsdidyousteal?你偷了多少东西?B:Moreandmore.越来越多.A：Wheredidyoustealthem?你从哪里偷的?B:H

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,sai

Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog.\x09"It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don't

Girl:Damnedmycheeksarecold!BrahMe:Whichones?Friend:LMAOMe:Areyoutalkingaboutyourfaceofcheeks...or...

爸爸劝孩子喝牛奶,说：喝了牛奶,将来力大如牛……第二天,孩子不吃猪肉了.爸爸问他为什么?孩子说：吃了猪肉,将来岂不要蠢笨如猪吗?爸爸哑然.

男:Thisseatempty?（这个座位是空的吧?）女：Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）【我立马走人】男：Haven''tI

dramacontest广泛意义上的比赛用contest比较好

Inclass,theteacher,withhisbackagainstthestove,saidtothestudents,"Beforeyousperk,youshouldthinkandcou

1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoc

--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.--我叔叔下面有1

一个病人向他的知心朋友说：“医生说他用两个月的时间就可以使我下床.”“那他做到了没有?”“在第五天他就使我下床了.”“怎么回事?”“他给我看了住院费用的单据!”

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开车路过一个加油站,老公看看车也快没有油了,对老婆说：“亲爱的,我去上个厕所,你来加油好不好?”老婆妩媚一笑：“亲爱的,没问题!”老公走进了厕所,5秒钟后,听见老婆在门外大喊：“老公,加油!老公,加油

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

佛说,与你无缘的人,你与他说话再多也是废话与你有缘的人,你的存在就能惊醒他所有的感觉.佛还说了,男人要有钱,跟谁都有缘!