英语幽默小故事

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

OldMr.Blacklovedshootingbears,buthiseyeswerenotgoodanymore.Severaltimeshenearlyshotpeopleinsteadofbe

记得有次我妈带我逛街,结果把我给逛丢了,回到家我哭着问“妈,我是你亲生的吗”我妈沉默了一会说“不是”“那我到底是哪来的”“其实你是充话费送的”“50还是100””20”“移动还是联通”“小灵通”听完我

NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolder

NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolder

PlagiarismAfriendofminewhoteachsEuropeanhistoryatWashingtonUniversityinSt.Louistellaboutthetimehespo

英文幽默哲理小故事：　　父子二人经过五星级饭店门口,看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车.　　儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：「坐这种车的人,肚子里一定没有学问!」　　父亲则轻描淡写地回答：说这种话的人,口袋里一定没有

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

赛才英语论坛里有挺多的英语脑筋急转弯你能猜出几个1.Whatwillyoubreakonceyousayit?(什么东西一说出来就打破?)　Silence.(沉默)　　2.Willliarsbehon

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

Oncetwohunterswenthuntingintheforest.Oneofthemsuddenlyfelldownbyaccident.Heshowedthewhitesofhiseyesa

1.Teacher:Whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow"

Fleeingrestaurantbun,foundthatspeciallittlemeat,calledthewaitresstocomeask:"whyaretheresofewmeat?"Th

1.OurTails我们的尾巴Thelectureronevolutionhadbeengoingonfornearlytwohours.thenhestartedagain,andsaidhe:"L

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

Tom’sBirthdayItwasTom’sbirthday,andhewasfiveyearsold.Hegotquitealotofnicebirthdaypresentsfromhisfami

ACleverPandaAlittlepandapicksupapumpkinandwantstotakeithome.Butthepumpkinistoobig.Thepandacan’ttakei

你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

Iteachcomputercourses,andmystudentsoftencallmeathomewithquestions.OnemorningIwasonthephone,explainin

一位台湾人到美国旅行!他在那儿看车祸发生,他就热心去报警,但又不会英语!结果他这样说：Onecarcome,onecargo!Twocarnostop,bingbangbingbang!Please,