英语幽默对话长

Onedayaguydiesandfindshimselfinhell.Asheiswallowingindespairhehashisfirstmeetingwithademon...Demon:W

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

1．DoYouKnowMyWork?Onenightahotelcaughtfire,andthepeoplewhowerestayinginitranoutintheirnightclothes．T

经典对话一：男：CanIbuyyouadrink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?）女：ActuallyI’dratherhavethemoney.（不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.)经典对话二：男：CanIha

坐高铁,旁边坐着父女俩.小萝莉一路在叨叨叨,拔拔刚开始还接话,后来干脆不理她.小萝莉：爸爸,你怎么不理我呀?拔拔说:我在想,你要再烦人我就用棍子打你屁股!然后小萝莉默默地爬下去了.安静了不到五分钟.“

Girl:Damnedmycheeksarecold!BrahMe:Whichones?Friend:LMAOMe:Areyoutalkingaboutyourfaceofcheeks...or...

Oneday,avillageidiotwonthefirstprizeinthelottery(彩票).“Howdidyouguesstheluckynumber?”askedhisneighbor

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

一哥们总是丢自行车,他想了个主意,他把新买的一辆车放在楼下,上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样!让你偷!第二天车没丢,哥们很得意.没想到走近了一看,车上有多了两把锁和一张纸,写着：小样!让你骑————!

Peterjoinedthearmywhenhewaseighteen,andforseveralmonthshewastaughthowtobeagoodsoldier.Hedidquitewell

男:Thisseatempty?（这个座位是空的吧?）女：Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）【我立马走人】男：Haven''tI

大家只知道小龙女被尹志平OOXX了,以为是尹志平占了便宜,但真相到底是什么呢?当年小龙女被尹志平XXOO过了3,4个月,小龙女就离杨过而去,要和绝情谷主结婚,这估计就是有了孩子,妊娠反应出现了,她很惊

Jack:Goodmorning!早上好!Ann:Goodmorning!Youlooktired.早上好!你看上去很疲惫.Jack:Icouldn'tsleeplastnight.我昨晚睡不着.An

Amanaskedforamealinarestaurant.Thewaiterbroughtthefoodandputitonthetable.Afteramoment,themancalledth

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔.一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产.他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了.半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话：你给我的

"Idon'twantacar,"saidthefarmertothepersistenr(坚持不懈的）salesman."Ineedanewcow""Butyoucan'trideacowalong

Teacher:Whenyouyawn,yoursupposedtoputyourhandtoyourmouth!Pupil:What,andgetbitten!Teacher:Youaren'tpa

Teacher:Whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?　　Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow"

一天,妻子苦着脸对老公说：“我已经很久没有称过体重了,不知道重了没有?”丈夫闻言说：“我劝你不要称比较好,毕竟有些事不知道你反而不会为此而忧愁!”