英语小笑话10字带翻译

故事发生在一个酒吧里.某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”“

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