英语小品演讲稿幽默带翻译

Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

一只青蛙发现自己生活的深水沟水越来越少,于是每天不停地跳,试图逃离这个地方.而它的同伴则懒洋洋地说：“现在不是还没饿死吗?着什么急呀?”终于有一天,这只青蛙纵身一跃,跳到了水沟的上沿,发现了旁边的一个

SoonerorlaterA:Howmanythingsdidyousteal?你偷了多少东西?B:Moreandmore.越来越多.A：Wheredidyoustealthem?你从哪里偷的?B:H

TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso

英语幽默笑话带翻译1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,sai

Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog.\x09"It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don't

Girl:Damnedmycheeksarecold!BrahMe:Whichones?Friend:LMAOMe:Areyoutalkingaboutyourfaceofcheeks...or...

三ExpensivePriceDentist:I'msorry,madam,butI'llhavetochargeyoutwenty-fivedollarsforpullingyourson'stoo

爸爸劝孩子喝牛奶,说：喝了牛奶,将来力大如牛……第二天,孩子不吃猪肉了.爸爸问他为什么?孩子说：吃了猪肉,将来岂不要蠢笨如猪吗?爸爸哑然.

男:Thisseatempty?（这个座位是空的吧?）女：Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.（是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.）【我立马走人】男：Haven''tI

Story31TheBroomSellerandtheBarberAmanwhosoldbroomswentintoabarber’sshoptogetshaved.Thebarberbroughto

Inclass,theteacher,withhisbackagainstthestove,saidtothestudents,"Beforeyousperk,youshouldthinkandcou

语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》作者：佚名文章来源：本站原创点击数：7713更新时间：2005-11-27Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(L

1:Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoc

--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.--我叔叔下面有1

一个病人向他的知心朋友说：“医生说他用两个月的时间就可以使我下床.”“那他做到了没有?”“在第五天他就使我下床了.”“怎么回事?”“他给我看了住院费用的单据!”

RevengeAnInsuranceAgentwastryingtoinduceaHardMantoDealWithtotakeoutapolicyonhishouse.Afterlisteningt

开车路过一个加油站,老公看看车也快没有油了,对老婆说：“亲爱的,我去上个厕所,你来加油好不好?”老婆妩媚一笑：“亲爱的,没问题!”老公走进了厕所,5秒钟后,听见老婆在门外大喊：“老公,加油!老公,加油

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa