英语小剧本(带翻译 幽默的)
来源:学生作业帮助网 编辑:作业帮 时间:2024/09/23 10:19:43
Thedoctorlivesdownstairs "Doctor,"shesaidloudly,bouncingintotheroom,"Iwantyoutosayfranklywhat'swron
Amanwasgoingtothehouseofsomerichperson.Ashewentalongtheroad,hesawaboxofgoodapplesatthesideoftheroad.
BigHead“Allthekidsmakefunofme”theboycriedtohismother.“TheysayIhaveabighead”“Don'tlistentothem.”hismo
PlagiarismAfriendofminewhoteachsEuropeanhistoryatWashingtonUniversityinSt.Louistellaboutthetimehespo
一老者三世同堂.一天回家时买了一份“牛鞭”菜.饭间,儿媳感到此菜形象特殊,味又奇特问:爸,这叫什么菜?公公不好说明,说“动物身上的”儿媳又:“你身上有吗?”公公答:“有”儿媳又问“我身上有吗?”公公稍
Awomanwantedtoreachherhusbandonhismobilphonebutdiscoveredthatshewasoutofcredit;sheinstructedhersonto
IHaveHisEarinMyPocket他的耳朵在我衣兜里Ivancamehomewithabloodynoseandhismotherasked,"Whathappened?""Akidbitme
SoonerorlaterA:Howmanythingsdidyousteal?你偷了多少东西?B:Moreandmore.越来越多.A:Wheredidyoustealthem?你从哪里偷的?B:H
DrunkOneday,afatherandhislittlesonweregoinghome.Atthisage,theboywasinterestedinallkindsofthingsandwa
TheOldCatAnoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewasso
ASchool-reportThefatherwasreadingtheschool-reportwhichhadjustbeenhandedtohimbyhishopefulson.Hisbroww
1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen
That'sYourWorryFreshoutofbusinessschool,theyoungmanansweredawantadforanaccountant.Nowhewasbeinginter
爸爸劝孩子喝牛奶,说:喝了牛奶,将来力大如牛……第二天,孩子不吃猪肉了.爸爸问他为什么?孩子说:吃了猪肉,将来岂不要蠢笨如猪吗?爸爸哑然.
一只小猫 MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop. "What\'sinyourb
英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下:MidwayTacticsThreecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedf
FORREST(voice-over)ThatMomma,shesurewasright.It'sfunnyhowthingsworkout.EXT.BAYOULABATRE/BUBBA'SMOM'S
I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha
--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemaninacemetery.--我叔叔下面有1
开车路过一个加油站,老公看看车也快没有油了,对老婆说:“亲爱的,我去上个厕所,你来加油好不好?”老婆妩媚一笑:“亲爱的,没问题!”老公走进了厕所,5秒钟后,听见老婆在门外大喊:“老公,加油!老公,加油