英语对话短文两人 笑话

请问需要什么话题的对话?下面这个是预定旅店房间的Agent:BackpackerHostel,MayIhelpyou?Tourist:Yeah,I'dliketobookaroomforsevenda

Father'sThingsWhenTomHowardwasseventeenyearsoldhewasastallashisfather,sohebegantoborrowMr.Howard'scl

需要讨论的是哪方面的呢?谈论什么呢?再问：都可以2——4分钟再答：你是初中的吧？再问：...再答：Betty：Comeinandsitdown!Daming：What'shappening?LingL

里面是有带对话的,可是不长,建议找个中文笑话翻译一下.1,IthinkthatI'machickenPsychiatrist:What'syourproblem?Patient:IthinkI'mac

1,TwobirlsTeacher:Herearetwobirds,oneisaswallow,theotherissparrow.Nowwhocantelluswhichiswhich?Studen

Canwehaveourteacherback?　　Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoi

BedtimePrayers睡前祷告词Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers.“PleaseGod,”shesaid,“MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.

Longago,inalandfaraway,therelivedabeautifulyounggirl.Shewasverysad.Hermotherhaddiedandherfatherhadma

医院里传来新生儿的笑声,医生们很奇怪,掰开刚出生的婴儿紧紧握着的拳头.看到了一片药丸.这时婴儿开口说话了：妈的,想干掉我,没那么容易.

一哥们总是丢自行车,他想了个主意,他把新买的一辆车放在楼下,上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样!让你偷!第二天车没丢,哥们很得意.没想到走近了一看,车上有多了两把锁和一张纸,写着：小样!让你骑————!

两人对话A:Goodevening!WhatcanIdoforyou?B:I'mlookingforapairofblackshoes.A:Whatsizedoyouwant?B:Size10.A:S

ThePerfectSon.A:Ihavetheperfectson.B:Doeshesmoke?A:No,hedoesn't.B:Doeshedrinkwhiskey?A:No,hedoesn't.

AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny",th

(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas

I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?""No,sir,butyousaidyesterdaytha

(ThisisguaranteedlaughsintheChineseclassroom.ItwasoriginallyabitinaPinkPanthermovie).Amanwalksintoas

某班来了个新生.一天,老师问他：你多大了?学生：请问老师是问我哪里多大?老师：你的年龄.学生：哦,请问老师是想知道我去年的年龄还是今年的年龄?老师：废话,肯定是今年的拉.学生：哦,请问老师是要我现在告

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请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。”　　　　

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