笑话短文

某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说：Iamsorry.老外应道：Iamsorrytoo.某人听后又道：Iamsorrythree.老外不解,问：Whatareyousorryf

Tommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdidthath

Abitofadviceforthoseabouttoretire.Ifyouareonly65,nevermovetoaretirementcommunity.Everybodyelseisinth

叫我怎么说明白?　　那天我正在看碟,学英语的老妈捧了本书进来,我们有了这样的对话－－　　老妈：“这个‘Idon'tknow.’是什么意思?”　　我说：“我不知道.”　　老妈：“送你上学上了几年,你怎么

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

解题思路：该题考查了学生的写作以及理解能力。平时多读多思考。解题过程：示例：一个聋子去看朋友，进门的时候朋友家的狗对他狂叫不已，而聋子却一点都听不到。见到朋友后聋子说：你家的狗昨天晚上没有睡好吧？&l

Canwehaveourteacherback?　　Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoi

Summerswimmingsafetycannotbeignored(标题)以下正文;Morehotdays,thepublicswimmingpoolhasbecomeafavoredplace,

Canwehaveourteacherback?Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynoisy

好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”“她是个卖糖果的.

Thehusbandcomplainedthathiswifealwayscookedthesamedish.丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜.Oneday,thehusbandgothomeandas

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

乌龟受伤.让蜗牛去买药.过了二个小时.蜗牛还没回来.乌龟急了骂道:“他妈的再不回来老子就死了!”这时门外传来了蜗牛的声音:“你他妈再说老子不去了!”

1.我是来装电话的WhatabigdealAyoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.Sittingthe

英语笑话（一）Q:What'sthedifferencebetweenamonkeyandaflea?A:Amonkeycanhavefleas,butafleacan'thavemonkeys.猴子

1)TOM'SEXCUSETeacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"Sch

这个笑话指的是：中国能在南口以北修筑天路.为什么认为是个笑话：因为他们觉得中国是很弱小的国家,觉得这就像个笑话一样,还说能修天路的人还没出世.

一个城里人到乡下去玩,忽然看到一头牛没有犄角.就很奇怪的问老农:"这头牛为什么没有犄角呢?"老农没有回答.他又问:"是生病脱落了吗?"老农摇摇头说不是.城里人有问:"是和别的牛打架撞断了吗?"老农摇摇

HeWonTommy:Howisyourlittlebrother,Johnny?Johnny:Heisillinbed.Hehurthimself.Tommy:That'stoobad.Howdid

这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己要学查字典的.Illinois是美国东部一个州.冬天很冷.Florida在美国南部,一年气候都比较热.ABIGE-mailMistakeAnIllinoisman