搞笑英语微小品带翻译6人简短

1.Aboysworetoagirl:'Honey,dopleasemarryme,otherwiseI'lldie'Thegirlrefused.Sixtyyearslater,theboydied

（AtSalesman’shome）N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesan

1.TwoTicketsPleaseAyoungmanwasinlovewithagirl.Atoneweekend,heinvitedhisgirlfriendtothecinema.Whenthe

Thelittlegirldidnotlikethelookofthebarkingdog.\x09"It'sallright,"saidagentleman,"don'tbeafraid.Don't

oy:Nightmarelastnightwasfrightenedtowakeupgirl:Whatanightmareboy:Dreamingofyoui:Thankyouforsharing

A:nicetomeetyou.B:nicetomeetyou,too.A:nicetomeetyouthree.这个就不翻了哈翻出来就没有好笑了希望对lz有帮助.

A:Armstrongwent(go的过去式)tothemoon,thatgreat!B:That'snothing,myfatherwenttothesun!A:Thesun?It'sveryhot

IWasn'tAsleepWhenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseem

Snorer瞌睡者Thepreacherwasvexedbecauseacertainmemberofhiscongregationalwaysfellasleepduringthesermon.牧师

《老友记》第三季的第二集ROSS要参加宴会那集,全集都没有黄段子（就是最后瑞秋说他没穿内裤）,而且只有5个人在莫妮卡的房间里,不需要有地点的转变,比较适合演出.我觉得笑点特别多,一个演ROSS参加派对

1.Excuseme,doyouservecrabs?请问你们有螃蟹吗?（请问你们为螃蟹服务吗）Sitdown,sir,weserveeverybody.请坐,先生,我们谁都服务.2.Mydogdoe

MyBirthdayYesterdaywasMy7yearsbirthday.Myparentshadabirthdaypartyathome.Iinvitedmyfriendstocometothe

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

achineseguytravelledtonewyork,oncehehappenedtofallintoahole,andhecriedforhelp.thentwopolicemencameto

FORREST(voice-over)ThatMomma,shesurewasright.It'sfunnyhowthingsworkout.EXT.BAYOULABATRE/BUBBA'SMOM'S

有本英语幽默精粹,5元丛书

He:Areyoufreetonight?She:No,butI'minexpensive.他问：“你今晚有空吗？”可是free除“自由的，有空的”意思以外，还有“免费的”意思。因此她解释为“你今晚免

Therewasatigerlivedforalonglongtime,afterthat,hedied曾经有一只老虎活了很久很久,然后.它死了很冷吧?

孔雀东南飞　　wanderseveryfivemiles　　焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)　　焦母johnny’smother(jmforshort)刘

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