幽默的初级英语简单小故事一分钟带翻译

1.风和太阳(TheWindAndTheSun)Onedaythewindsaidtothesun,“Lookatthatmanwalkingalongtheroad.Icangethiscloako

Itwaswinter,andMrsMillerwantedtodoalotofshoppingShewaiteduntilitwasSaturday,whenherhusbandwasfree,an

记得有次我妈带我逛街,结果把我给逛丢了,回到家我哭着问“妈,我是你亲生的吗”我妈沉默了一会说“不是”“那我到底是哪来的”“其实你是充话费送的”“50还是100””20”“移动还是联通”“小灵通”听完我

李阳时代背的：AnAwkwardSituationAwomanwassinging.Oneofthegueststurnedtoamanbyhissideandcriticizedthesinger.

1Theoldcat猫Anoldwomanhadacat.Thecatwasveryold;shecouldnotrunquickly,andshecouldnotbite,becauseshewas

God'sCoffeeAgroupofalumni,highlyestablishedintheircareers,gottogethertovisittheirolduniversityprofes

Tomhastwoapples.HeateoneandaskJim"howmangapplesdoIhavenow?".Jimansweredquickly"veryeasy,one."ButToms

XiaomingEnglishclasswiththeteacher,said:"MayIgotothetoilet?"Theteachersaid:"Goahead."Xiaomingsitdown

自我介绍：helloeverybody,mynameis（你的名字）,i‘m（你年龄的数字）yearsold.ilikefucking（我喜欢）（你的爱好）,andihateallofyou（我很高兴

GoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveittoa

到3月15日结束,小故事我帮你选了一个,不知道能不能帮上你,我也是参加希望之星的.Awolfwasalmostdeadwithhunger.Ahouse-dogsawhim,andasked,"Fri

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

试卷上出题,给的关键词第一个：爱国诗人,《离骚》,很容易地说：屈原.第二个给的关键词是：大明湖畔出生的女词人.（答案是李清照）.姐一见大明湖畔,条件反射的写了夏雨荷.

AbusinessmanwalksintoabankinSanFranciscoandasksfortheloanofficer.HesaysheisgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfo

伊索寓言THEFATHERANDHISSONSAfatherhadafamilyofsonswhowereperpetuallyquarrellingamongthemselves.Whenhefai

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你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

Iteachcomputercourses,andmystudentsoftencallmeathomewithquestions.OnemorningIwasonthephone,explainin

Themorningfollowingthebirthofourfirstchild,myhusbandwasmistakenlydirectedtotheroomofanothernewmother

请采纳我的问题　1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.”