初一上册英语笑话小故事

故事发生在一个酒吧里.某天,一位男子走进酒吧问道：“这的人,有谁有罗特韦尔犬?”“是的先生,我有呢!”一名骑车男子站起来答道,“它怎么了?”男子伤心地说“是这样的,我的小吉娃娃刚才杀死了你的狗……”“

Canwehaveourteacherback　　Onceasuperintendentofschoolswasvisitingathree-roomschool.Oneroomwasverynois

ViolinLessons"Daddy,canIlearntoplaytheviolin?"youngSarahaskedherfather.Shewasalwaysaskingforthingsan

BeCarefulWhatYouWishForAcouplehadbeenmarriedfor25yearsandwerecelebratingtheir60thbirthdays,whichfell

Myteacheraskedmetospellalongword,aslongaspossible.Isaid,"SMILES".Shesaid"Itgotonly6letters?"Isaid,"B

首先,上面那个翻译如下areyouserious?noIamkidding是真的吗?没有我开玩笑试试短的伊索寓言吧

Heisreallysomebody--Myunclehas1000menunderhim.--Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?--Amaintenancemanina

AprivateconversationLastweekIwenttothetheatre.Ihadaverygoodseat.Theplaywasveryinteresting.Ididnotenj

TheDogAndTheShadow狗和它的影子ADOG,crossingabridgeoverastreamwithapieceoffleshinhismouth,sawhisownshadowin

Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?　　Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.　　Mother:That'saveryn

公司前台小姐的8级英语(昏厥中.)昨天来了个外国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的："Hello?"外国人："Hi."前台小姐："Youhavewhatt

1.VirtueManyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonas

第1则汤姆的生日Tom’sBirthdayItwasTom’sbirthday,andhewasfiveyearsold.Hegotquitealotofnicebirthdaypresentsfro

对话A:Doyoulikebroccoli?B:No,Idon't.A:Doyoulikecarrots?B:No,Idon't.A:Doyoulikeicecream?B:Yes,Ido.A:Gre

第一则：心目中的英雄PersonalHeroOurgranddaughter'ssecond-gradeclasswasaskedtowriteabouttheirpersonalheroes.Her

（一）NotlongafteranoldChinesewomancamebacktoChinafromhervisittoherdaughterintheStates,shewenttoacityba

dad!istheinkdear?no!whydoyouaskthisquestion?motherisveryangrywithmebecauseIpouritoncarpet.再问：还有吗再答：a

FoxandcockOnemorningafoxseesacock.Hethink,"Thisismybreakfast.''Hecomesuptothecockandsays,"Iknowyouca

Teacher:Whyareyoulateforschooleverymorning?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,"School-Goslow".老

WhereItShouldBePluggedAmotherisverygoodatusingeverychancetoeducatehisson,whowasonlythreeyearsold.One