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祝你新的一年快乐幸福　　Wishyouhappinessandprosperityinthecomingyear!　　辞旧迎新　　RingouttheOldYearandringintheNewYea

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（1）Aladyopenedherrefrigeratorandsawarabbitsittingononeoftheshelves,"Whatareyoudoinginthere?"sheasked

一个失去了一小片的圆,想要找回一个完整的自己,于是到处寻找自己的碎片.由于它是不完整的,所以滚动得非常慢,但是它领略了沿途美丽的景色.它和昆虫们聊天,充分感受到阳光的温暖.它找到许多不同的碎片,但都不

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话说在上海,有一个洋人,不会说中国话,他找了一个中国老婆,雇佣了一个中国保姆.平时都是中国老婆与保姆沟通,洋人从不干预.有一次,中国老婆不在家,洋人在楼上书房看书,忽然听到楼下的厨房里“噼啉叭啷”一阵

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