两人英语幽默小品简单

推荐几篇好了Iworkfor7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirb

Girl:Damnedmycheeksarecold!BrahMe:Whichones?Friend:LMAOMe:Areyoutalkingaboutyourfaceofcheeks...or...

一哥们总是丢自行车,他想了个主意,他把新买的一辆车放在楼下,上了三把锁并夹了一张纸：小样!让你偷!第二天车没丢,哥们很得意.没想到走近了一看,车上有多了两把锁和一张纸,写着：小样!让你骑————!

FeelUnhappy.心里难受　　Son:Isitwrongtogiveanyonementalorphysicalhurtwhenhefeltunhappy?　　Father:Ofcause,it

马东：全国的观众朋友们我和我的五官给您齐：拜年啦!眼睛：我是马东的眼睛我祝大家眉开眼笑!马东：嘿,我这眼睛多喜庆!耳朵：我是马东的耳朵我祝您耳听八方!马东：大耳朵有福!嘴巴：我是马东的嘴我祝大家笑口常

Characters:Angel:Achiefbroadcaster.Anny:Aprimaryschoolgirlwhohadcalledsomuchinordertolookforhermothe

AGoodBoyLittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents."WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?""Igaveitto

《男孩和他的树》aboyandhistreealongago,therewasahugeappletree.alittleboylovetocomeandplayarounditeveryday.he

ASundayschoolteacherwastellingherpupilstheimportanceofmakingothersglad."Now,children,"saidshe,"hasan

上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔.一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产.他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了.半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话：你给我的

傻子上学电话响!学生甲：上课了,上课了.学生乙：诶,上课了,上课了,快点快点上课了.学生甲：班长好.学生乙：你好,诶,听说咱们班又来了一个新班主任,还是个女的.学生甲：管它是男还是女的,来了照样把她撵

语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》作者：佚名文章来源：本站原创点击数：7713更新时间：2005-11-27Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(L

A:Do,do,do,howdoyoudo?See,see,see,nicetoseeyou.ABCDEFG,Imust攻克you.Yeah.B:Hey,hey,hey.挺认真的呢!在干什么?英国老鼠

你可以买《妙语短篇》（一系列书）,里面的故事都挺幽默、简单.

usinessmanwalksintoabankinSanFranciscoandasksfortheloanofficer.HesaysheisgoingtoEuropeonbusinessfort

GlobalwarmingA．Classbegins,goodafternooneveryone.B．C.D：Goodafternoon,teacher.A.First,Iwillaskyouaque

EnvironmentalprotectionsketchAside-Present,alongwithhumanitylivingstandarddailyenhancementandindustr

A:whatisyourname?你叫啥名?B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?B:yes,Iam~是,我就是A:Iwanttoknowyourname我只是想知道你的名字B:

中学英语小品-LittleRedRidingHood　　LittleRedRidingHood：Ashley（需有舞蹈动作）Dad：LanFoxes：WisonTim　　Ducks：SuzyVivia

1、I：Goodmorning,everyone!MynameisLily,I’mhonoredforthisinterview.B:Goodmorning,let’scalmdownthenwe‘l