两个人搞笑英语对话对话

Iworkfor7up"!【我可是在七喜公司工作呀】Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirbabie

看医生的,Doctor:Comein,please.I’mDr.Evans.Peter:I’mPeterMathews.Doctor:Haveaseat.Whatseemstobetheproblem

什么水平的呢?五六句那时小学嘛?It'sanewterm.A:Hi,longtimenosee.Howwasyourvacation?B:That'sgrate.IwenttoHawaiiA:Whod

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

What'syourfavouriteseasonA:hi,B.What'syourfavouriteseasonB:myfavouritereasonisspringA:why?B:becausee

生活就像一盒巧克力,你永远不知道你会得到什么.影片：《阿甘正传》这世上只有两种人：骗人的和被骗的电影：《不夜城》我要你知道,这个世界上有一个人会永远等着你.无论是在什么时候,无论你在什么地方,反正你知

“I'msorry,Madam,butIshallhavetochargeyoutwentydollarsforpullingyourboy'stooth.”“Twentydollars!Why,Iu

推荐几篇好了Iworkfor7up"!我可是在七喜公司工作呀Fourbestfriendsmetatthehospitalsincetheirwivesweregivingbirthstotheirb

你俩今晚有啥节目?没啊没,啥事没有.那太好了,咱们去烧烤如何?我没钱,你们呢?我也是,一分钱都没有.太糟糕了,那咱么去弄点钱.怎么弄.我们去欠银行,然后我们就发了,我们可以天天烧烤了.听起来不错.哪一

A.Hello!B.hello!Nicetomeetyou.A.Nicetoseeyoutoo.Areyouanewstudent?B.Yes,whataboutyou?A.Metoo.Mynamei

搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》　　演员表：　　西门吹雪　　叶孤城　　花满楼　　king　　旁白　　道具：牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干.　　第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠　　旁白：Aquietvil

这个是广为流传的哈利波特的笑话啊改一下就好了A：Congratulations,sir.you'vegotthefirstprizeinouronlinegame.MayIhaveyourname,p

a:hitomb:himarya:howareyoub:fine,thankyou.andyou?a:i'mfine,too.thanks.b:whereareyougoing?a:totheairp

自己写的,是关于成功的话题你自己修改一下吧A:HeyBob,IheardyoudidagoodjobintheNationalEnglishSpeechCompetitionandyougotthef

A：what'syourfavoritemovie?B：Avatar.A:yes,thismovieisamazing!whydoyoulikeit?B.thestoryisverywonderful

英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译.有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽.”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了

Peterdozedoffwhilehisteacherwastalking.老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了.Teacher:Peter!Tellus,what'sthebiggestinthewor

achineseguytravelledtonewyork,oncehehappenedtofallintoahole,andhecriedforhelp.thentwopolicemencameto

A:What'sthematterwithyouB:Ihaveafever.A:That'stoobad,andwhendiditstart?B:Maybejust2hoursago.A:Yousho

-hey,thatlady,ilikeyou,willyoubemygirlfiend?-oh,sorry,ithinkyouhavetomakeyourfacechangedfirst,youare